The man just loves to lie.
There were a whole slew of dog related lies.
He lied about knowing people who died in the Pulse Nightclub shootings.
At one point he told everyone he was a mulit-millionaire for some reason.
He lied about where he went to high school and college.
He reportedly lied about his grandparents fleeing the Holocaust.
He lied about being Jewish all together.
He clearly stated he was Jew-ish.
Who among us isn’t in one way or another?
That might not even be half of them.
A drag queen in Brazil who went by the name of Kitara Ravache.
That wasn’t necessarily a lie.
Just something he neglected to inform us of.
It’s more of a fun fact then a lie.
And I’m not here to drag queen shame Mr. Santos.
If you feel like Kitara Ravache on the inside, then by all means let your Kitara Ravache shine.
She’s quite stunning.
I wonder if George Santos ever fucked as Kitara Ravache?
I’m afraid to speculate out of fear of cancellation.
But if you’re interested in finding out the answer to that question.
Which of course is the Kitara Ravache’s brand new Cameo account.
For the mere price of $20 you’re able to send Kitara a message.
“Hey you messy bitches!
After 18 years in the closet I’m back for a limited time!
That’s the bio of Kitara’s Cameo account.
If that were the case I’d buy one.
He wouldn’t dare withhold money from Billy Football.
I still might have to invest in one someday.
I don’t know why.
It just seems like the right thing to do.
Not so much for the charities that will almost definitely not be getting that money.
Or something along those lines.
There’s potential there.
Although $350 is a hefty fee.
It’s not the most ridiculous fee I’ve ever seen on Cameo.
It’s no $2500 for Caitlyn Jenner.
Or $1000 for the ever-so-popularSo You Think it’s possible for you to Dancejudge Nigel Lythgoe.
Who doesn’t have a $1000 bucks to blow on Nigel?
I actually feel like he’s done a damn good job.
He instantly became a joke on the internet, and he more or less just leaned into it.
He managed to stay at least a little bit relevant ever since.
He knows what he’s doing on the internet.
It’s not just random that he’s aggressively supporting Billy Football on Twitter.
And he knows Kitara Ravache is gonna rake in a little spending money.
He’s not the worst poster either.
And he’s probably got a shot at it.
I’ve heard the people in his district actually liked him as a politician.
But most importantly, he’s popular on the internet.
That goes a long way nowadays.
Good luck out there George (who actually might be reading this) You messy bitch!
