I have recently come to the decision that I’d like to be a millionaire.
Seems like a great life with a lot of benefits.
The Silent Barbershop
There’s nothing worse than getting a haircut and having a chatty barber.
I don’t want to make small talk for 20 minutes.
I want to just sit there and get my haircut.
“Last Meal” The Restaurant
I’ve always found the idea of a last meal kind of awesome.
Just getting to order a bunch of whatever you want and scarfing it down.
It’s a shame we only reserve that experience for first degree murderers.
This restaurant would be prison-themed and give you that experience of a last meal.
you’re free to order anything you want and our top chefs will make it for you.
The waiters are dressed like prison guards.
There’s no to-go boxes.
Well let me introduce you to Black Mirror (like the TV show).
You look in this mirror and see a reflection of yourself as a black person.
Just could be cool.
Technology is a work in progress.
The Daily Roast
A comedy coffee shop!
At most boring coffee places, you just give your name with your order.
But you might’t just write back to a thank you card, that would feel bizarre.
Well, enter “You’re Welcome” cards!
This happens to me almost every night.
The only downside to this one is it may be “scientifically impossible” or whatever.
Of course you have.
Well here at Squeaky Cheeseburgers, you get that delicious burger and that sweet, sweet sound of squeaking.
Serve Our Country Bar and Grille
Veteran unemployment is a big issue in this country.
Well I’m here to solve it.
At Serve Your Country Bar And Grille, the entire staff is ex-military.
Chefs, waiters, waitresses, bus boys, you name it.
It gives veterans jobs and more importantly, it’s a brilliant pun!
There’s been clothes on the bottom of my hamper I just seemingly never can get to.
(My washing machine is not very big and takes an abnormally long amount of time).
This may be something I can just figure out myself that doesn’t require an invention.
The Rainforest Cafe
Alright hear me out.
A restaurant with a rainforest theme.
It looks like a rainforest inside.
It sounds like a rainforest.
It feels like a rainforest.
There’s rainforest themed menu items.
Maybe every 30 minutes some loud storm noises go off?
I think this one really has legs.
