Since then, Larsa has dated the likes Future, Tristan Thompson, Eric Moreland, and Malik Beasley.
Michael Jordan
By most all accounts, Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen hate each other.
I guess hate might be a strong word, but there is definitely some animosity between the two.
He literally tried to claim earlier this year that Michael Jordan was a quote “horrible player.”
A comment which apparently strong enough to leave dear sweet Larsa Pippen, “traumatized”.
But she was traumatized nonetheless.
But when they made the decision to start dating, they obviously knew this shit was coming.
That’s as good and harmless as you’re free to ask for really.
Another famous person perhaps.
He’s clearly lost out in the world on his own.
You could probably sell some sort of reality show revolving around you two reuniting.
I know you’re interested in that.
I don’t buy their whole “happily married” crap for a second.
Their perfect marriage is all smoke an mirrors.
A stiff breeze could break them up.
Not many people can say that.
Malik Monk- I know you have a penchant for NBA players of slightly above average skill level.
I’m sure you’ve wondered what it’s like to bang Dennis Rodman if you haven’t already.
We all know he’s a fucking freak.
Marca- He famously told of how he broke his penis three times from sex, once on a boat.
“There was blood everywhere.
She’s screaming and screaming ‘Oh my God, he’s dead’.
Sounds pretty cool right?
Also, if you’re like me, then you’re endlessly fascinated by North Korea.
I wish I could go be a fly on the wall of some shady government meetings so .
Dennis could probably get you in a room with Mr. Jong Un himself.
Also, it might give you a path to start beef with Brittney Spears which could be fun.
You’d be a hero across the NBA.
Honestly, he seems like a great guy.
Just went down the wrong path (embalming fluid addiction) for a minute.
This is actually a pretty inspirational video from his Twitter.
I’m cheering for the guy.
I know you prefer dating higher profile NBA players, but just think about this for a minute.
Half of all NBA players are dating someone famous.
I guess technically I work for a sports company, but we primarily blog about TikTokers and Adam22 nowadays.
Plus, it would be a huge help for my career.
I need to start making waves at this company if I want any chance of my contract being renewed.
I don’t know if Rob is currently single.
I’m also pretty sure he’s not even featured on The Kardashians anymore.
He claims he has a massive inheritance, which I’m sure is important to you.
You could help him with this.
But mostly you could just fleece him for all the money he has to his name.
