Last week I told you that I am addicted to these shows about the Super Fats.
They give me life and are a great way to wind down at the end of the night.
He’s just going through the emotions of life while enjoying a delicious peach.
He’s a peach too.
Every time I talk about this stuff on here I cant be doing blog-based introductions.
You either know the sisters or you dont.
If you dont know them by now, you dont deserve to know them.
I take that back.
Everyone needs to enjoy the Slaton sisters.
Anyway, they are usually good for some strong laughs.
Michael and his peaches.
Chris with his belly skin hanging to the floor.
It’s all good but it usually isn’t a tear-jerker.
Last night was a different story though.
Last night was a love story between two bigguns that equaled 1500 lbs of love.
Both can’t live on their own.
Both have a love for each other that cant be unbound by any man, woman, or child.
It’s a love so strong that Ronnie Coleman is like holy shit.
And I think Ronnie Coleman knows a thing or two about being strong.
Look at this ass.
God damn, Ronnie!
You shit with that ass?
You wanna see the purest form of love?
I love love and I love to cum.
Make no mistake about that.
I love to cum and anyone who is saying otherwise doesn’t know shit about me or the bible.
The looks in their eyes show that all those things in the paragraph above are true.
Amy had to while in the van and now Tammy will have to in the van of life.
Marriage, like weight loss, isn’t easy.
To go from this pop in of person to a blushing bride is no small feat.
1000lb sisters have 2000lbs of heart (realistically their hearts are probably 50-60lbs).
I did have one complaint though and I hate to even punch in it.
Amy was too attention-seeking at the wedding.
She just was, man.
I HATE saying this because I love Amy.
She’s going through some real shit.
Amy and Simple Michael are on rough ground while this was filming.
She just had a baby and is getting very little.
Im sure she’s exhausted and just needs a break.
Hell, we all do.
That being said, we still need to keep her accountable for her actions.
She stood up at the reception table and began to give a speech.
It was expected, after all, she was the matron of honor.
But, she said the day was about her and Tammy.
Not Tammy and Caleb or even just Tammy.
It was about them and their weight loss.
Immediately after that statement, Amy announced she farted.
When I heard that, I took a deep breath in and it was too much.
It’s still too much.
That’s why I didnt say anything about it until the end of the blog.
Like the fart, getting it all out there felt good, like the fart.
Glad we got to talk about that because it’s been weighing on me since last night.
It’s too big of a burden to carry by yourself.
No man can carry 1000lb Sister by themselves.
Have a beautiful rest or your day.
Good work, everybody.
