Page Six- The sheen has worn off Americas onetime golden boy.
The latest kick to Justin Timberlakes ego?
Justin said under his breath, This is going to ruin the tour, a source told Page Six.
The cop replied, What tour?
Justin said, The world tour.
Hes got a bit of an ego, said an industry insider.
It’s been a rough few days for international star of stage and screen Justin Timberlake.
Quite possibly the roughest few days of his life.
Which all things considered isn’t too bad.
Catching a highly public DWI in the Hamptons isn’t great.
Most people don’t will go their whole lives without being arrested for drunk driving.
I think I’m signing that contract.
If that’s as bad as it gets for him, he’s probably lived a pretty good life.
You could certainly do a lot worse.
But it sounds like Justin is taking things pretty hard.
His perfect face mug shot has been plastered all across the internet.
Nameless, faceless Twitter accounts are making witty & hurtful memes about him.
His most recent album only stayed on the Billboard 200 for four weeks.
His beautiful multi-millionaire actress wife is “upset with him”.
His ego is reportedlycrushed.
The poor guy could use a pick me up.
At least you don’t have that problem.
Sorry maybe that’s not the best example considering a $70 Uber could have prevented this entire situation.
Thank you for sharing your gifts with us.
You are a true artist.
You got to hook up with 2010 Mila Kunis
Really good work Justin.
No amount of DWI’s will ever be able to erase that memory.
Unless you really go off the rails.
If you drink enough and start doing hard drugs I suppose it could fry your brain entirely.
So that memory at motivation to get your act together.
You don’t want to forget that.
Nobody is accusing you of being a pedophile
Have you seen what Drake’s going through?
He just had a stadium packed full of nearly 20,000 people singing songs about how he fucks kids.
Russell Westbrook and DeMar Derozan were dancing with glee as Kendrick Lamar accused him of pedophilia and human trafficking.
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
There’s not shot I’d rather be Drake than you right now.
I don’t care if he has double the money and fame at this point.
You really came out on top of the whole Britney Spears thing
What a disaster she is, huh?
You probably saw that coming from a mile away.
You were on that from the jump.
Thank god you never had a kid with her.
So I willnotsay that.
But boy did you ever manage to get out of that one unscathed.
You’re good at golf
The internet tells me you’re a 4.3 handicap.
That’s nothing to sneeze at.
It means you’re at least good enough to function at even the most difficult courses.
And with your wealth and celebrity you could probably get on just about any course whenever you hey.
Doesn’t get much better than that as a golfer.
“, the results are pretty awesome for you.
It’s just headline after headline saying how big your hog is.
Whether it’s true or not doesn’t even matter.
See Justin, it’s not all that bad.
Your life is still exponentially better than 99.99% of people in the world.
So try not to get too down on yourself.
