From the crack of dawn, the streets buzz with energy.
But it’s not just the river dyeing or the booze that sets Chicago apart.
(DISCLAIMER: Now, having said all of that.
This job has gotten much, much tougher since Big Cat began doing these back in the day.
And lots of bad stuff.
Wow what a hot start to the weekend.
Just a perfect lazy Sunday afternoon movie.
Watching it, it’s crazy to see how well cast the movie is.
Not confirmed, but guessing it was Michael Phelps here.
Eddie Money missed the boat.
But that didn’t stop him.
I see you player.
We’ve got a brawl at The Billy Goat!
Had to be tourists.
Those guys are just waiting to hop over the counter and show somebody what time of day it is.
Heavy money that the guys who started this fight were the ones put into the ambulance.
Losers of the highest regard.
This was one of those ideas had weeks ago that seemed too brilliant to believe.
We’ll be able to cruise up and down the river all day drinking.
It’ll be great."
At least it was inflated correctly.
Around 6pm the Bears traded Justin Fields to Pittsburgh.
You felt a palpable shift in the entire city’s energy.
Not in a good way.
One of the worst corners in downtown.
Anybody found over here on a regular day is more than likely hammered or on something.
On St. Patrick’s Day 100% without a doubt smashed.
If you’re holding the “Samurai Sword Attack” raffle ticket yo come and collect your prize.
Ever heard of it?
Chicago people fucking love pub crawls.
They love them even more on St. Patrick’s Day.
Maybe it’s all about the $5 novelty T-shirt that ends up at Goodwill next month?
Oh here we go.
There are laws against these things.
Just because he’s a manager doesn’t make him fucking king.
This is unconstitutional."
“No man or woman left behind” is no fucking joke.
This is how things like this occur.
The Underground…still crazy, after all these years.
These people are just the worst.
So the bar, and the bartender will end up having to eat it.
That’s an oxymoron.
That’s as bad ass as it gets in my book.
The “responsible” drunks have headed home for the night.
Can we get more clarity like?
What are we even doing here El Greco’s Buritos?
And people wanna think that times aren’t tough out there?
Wow what a friend.
Man do I feel bad for Palmer House security.
That place used to be one of the nicest hotels in Chicago when I first moved here.
Wicked expensive rooms, hoity-toity gala’s always being had there.
Can only imagine the scene on St. Patrick’s Day night.
When did this become such a thing here?
Who is to blame?
10 Doors on Taylor Street… Shit.
Was Tommy DeVito in town?
Guy could never keep his cool.
Probably coming from Frontier, all jacked up on testosterone.
Break this one up and have them each go their separate ways.
Venison and Jameson is a lethal combo that gets the best of us all.
Bugs as in bugs?
Or bugs as in listening devices?
Either way what the fuck?
Who was blasting off all these fireworks?
Not the city right?
How do you get your hands on this many fireworks in March?
Krazy Kaplan’s isn’t open year round are they?
I love this city.
If I missed anything yo shoot it over to meDante@barstoolsports.com
