About every other Blog Wheel ruins my entire week of blogging.
I went through a lot of phases on this one.
It sucked a lot.
To sum it up, the blog said, “HAHAH OMG GUYS LOOK AT THESE FUNNY HATS.”
It was bad, and I hated it.
Then Friday I started to make a list of 50 hats.
I thought, “Fuck it, I’m just going to rank hats 1-50.”
That probably would have been fine, but I got half way through and was disgusted with my list.
So I scrapped that too.
I could have wrote 4 blogs about Jackson Mahomes by now that would have set the blog on fire.
Anyways, I started it over this morning and wrote this in under 2 hours.
I didn’t completely hate it, so this is what I’m going with.
I’m not sure it’s any better, but whatever, here are some fucking hats.
Coolest Religious Hat: Turban
The turban is the most popular hat in the world (probably).
The turban transcends hats.
If a man could pull a woman in a fruit hat…. damn.
The fruit hat of the 21st century is none other than Frank Fleming’s Hot Dog hat.
The same rules apply.
Anybody who manages to pin down Frank The Tank would be a hell of a woman.
Richelle Ryan of porn fame couldn’t even do it.
She had to settle for a lesser man.
It’s a shame that Umbrella Hats are considered a joke.
If Umbrella Hats were socially acceptable, our lives would be much easier.
My life would also be much easier if I could carry a basket on my head.
Coolest Fictional Hat: Inspector Gadget’s Hat
It’s not particularly close in this category.
Inspector Gadget’s hat has so many great features.
Be sure to use promo code RICH at check out.
You won’t receive a discount.
Couldn’t hurt to try.
Honorable Mention (no category):
Pharrell Williams Wearing a Yarmulke
