Let me say this before we begin: I like Rico Bosco.
Ran out of ink in three markers!
Bottom line: we’re on the same page now.
Which brings me to today, where I’m trying to help the guy out.
Remember when he disappeared between Games 3 and 4 to appear on WCW…..?
March Madness for Barstool is our NBA Finals.
We need to put our best lineup on the floor.
Three great ideas to kick us off:
Sit In A Penalty Box
A practical and funny option.
The adult version of sitting in timeout.
Has To Stand The Whole Time
This would be absolutely fucking………brutalhilarious.
Shouldn’t be THAT hard, right?
We need better options.
I think this is a great combination of hilarious, relevant, and fair.
get to hurl a High Noon can at the target.
If they hit, he gets soaked.
If they miss, play on.
What if Dave said Rico, we’re all going to Chicago, and you’re not invited.
But once you complete 2,500 pushups and 1,000 suicides, you’re welcome to rejoin the team.
A yawn, directly relating to the crime he committed of sleeping, would be a very entertaining compromise.
If Rico is a better sleeper, he gets to stay.
Throw some cameras in there and this would actually be very funny.
Would he cheer by himself?
How much would he sleep?
I think this would get eyeballs.
The Chat would be a bigger rivalry than Ohio State vs. Michigan.
If he had the mental toughness to not look at it, no harm, no foul.
First of all, he simply cannot hold a mirror the entire day.
Alright, whew, that’s what I got for you guys.
I’m hoping this goes out before Dave announces his official plan.
This was an ultimate race against the clock this morning.
I vote for the High Noon Dunk Tank option.
Let Rico watch basketball!!
!
