Last night Pat and Joey took over Zanies comedy club in Rosemont.
I think on the weekends they run 3 shows a night.
And they’re all packed, wall to wall.
99% of the time whoever you see performing there is fucking nails and you end up crying laughing.
It’s the best.
(Note- Francis has played Zanies several times.)
Sure it’s in mafia land Rosemont, near that dump of an airport O’hare.
Speaking of the audience, like I mentioned before, it was standing-room only.
I was very impressed with the turnout.
- the mouths on these two are revolting.
I’ve heard less vulgarity in a truck stop bathroom.
- Joey gives zero fucks.
I’m pretty sure he’s got Wilt Chamberlain numbers under his belt.
I thought all gay dudes were super clean and proper and ocd and shit.
Nick offered to let Pat stay at his new place in Chicago and regrets it very much.
Major turn off if we’re being honest.
- The guys (girls) went IN on Jesse Smollett.
One of the funniest moments of the night.
- they went in even harder on Marty Mush.
I offered to come to Marty’s defense but he never gave me the word.
- They did a segment on guys they wanted to fuck.
Which included some real head scratchers.
Andy Dick NOT being one of them.
Andy Dick isthewild card of all wild cards.
- they fucking destroyed this piece of shit Jackson Mahomes for a good 10-15 minutes which was also great.
Guys you never would have thought would be on Joey and Pat’s lists to take down.
#1- John Henry Feitelberg.
#2- Tommy Smokes
Words from the wise here.
Depraved lust isn’t even the term for it.
It was great hanging out with everybody after the show too.
I give the night 4.5 Balls.
