News.com.au- Roxy Jacenkos daughter Pixie Curtis has announced shes semi-retiring in preparation to start high school.
Jacenko explained that the decision wasnt made lightly and it was made together as a family.
Allow me to vent a little bit here.
And pose a question to all you parents out there.
What the hell have your kids done for you lately?
Can you even get them to take the trash out?
Never mind launch a 7 figure a year business?
You might be disgusted by how her parents have “taken advantage” of their daughter.
But I hate to break it to you, that’s just jealousy and envy.
Circle of trust discussion here for a minute.
I’m not a spiteful person.
I used to be, I used to be quite spiteful.
But I eventually realized it made me a real miserable prick you could say.
In fact, it did me real bad.
And that whole Karma thing.
And in this case, fuck all of that.
Pixie’s mom is the shit.
All the future years of therapy aside, that’s called setting your kid up for success.
Secondly, her mom whips her around in a Panamera Turbo GTS.
What do you drive?
Third, her friend’s mom is kind of a milf.
Just wanted to point that out because it felt important to mention.
Fourth, this is her own mom.
The picture pretty much says it all.
(For those with no taste, I’ll have you know that’s a crocodile skin Birkin bag.
$90,000 dollar pocketbook she’s showing off.
No big deal.)
Fifth, like alltrueentrepreneurs and 1%ers, she doesn’t care about the climate or the Earth.
Flying private in 2023 tacky?
Fuck you, peasant.
And they had flair, fire-breathing bartenders.
What’d your kid do for their 11th birthday?
Lastly, what was your first car?
What will your kids first car be?
I pushed a fuckin Chevy Celebrity.
A Plymouth Neon when I was lucky.
Pixie has a fucking Mercedes SLS AMG waiting for her.
It’s got gullwing doors bitch.
Start making your kids pull their own weight.
Have they seen this economy?
Have they heard of inflation?
Put their ass to work.
In all seriousness though, good for this girl.
And good for her doing something great to help others.
To celebrate the end of such a successful business era, Jacenko and Pixies business will be helping others.
Now Pixie can focus on conquering high school.
