I’ve traveled quite a bit in my day and had my fair share of flings while doing so.
Too many drinks, loose morals, not enough protection…that’s how the miracle of life happens.
Have we ever looked at the moon at the same time essentially reuniting us in spirit and soul?
Well I may have gotten an answer.
At first glance I just thought it was a cool throwback family photo.
The kind with ridiculous clothes and big hair your mom might bring out at a holiday gathering.
The button up under the Gold’s crew neck is a mean look.
I know I have one son but could it be possible I have a second?
Am I actually Father of 2TM?
Spoils of war I suppose.
But it didn’t stop there.
I woke up to two more and decided I needed to take a look for myself.
Is that me?!
Am I…Will Compton’s dad?
There is no denying the resemblance.
The almond eyes, the facial hair, the nose, the ethnic ambiguity.
But how could this be?
Aren’t Will and I pretty much the same age?
It’s like we were separated at birth.
Like a couple of vaguely asians brother who I am pretty sure are not asian at all.
and Will’s teeth (pre-vaneers, thank’s $7.23 Million in career NFL earnings!)
are any indication we are of the same bloodline.
Is that purely coincidence?
According toOhBabyNames.comI don’t think that’s the case.
After being the 27th most common name back in 1880, it has fallen way down the list.
Sure 740th would be good enough to keep you in the NFL but not as a starter.
That’s not a shot at anyone or their career, it’s just math.
Also, Will Compton is the third in his named lineage.
He uses the roman numeral III.
They say fashion favors the bold and no one understands that more than me and Will’s dad.
Or should I say me, myself, and I.
Will all the facts laid out on the table it’s time to send it to the experts.
Let’s see what Maury Povich has to say after seeing all the evidence in this paternity case…
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This gives a whole new meaning to when Will calls himself “The Boy.”
Yes Will, you are the boy, my boy.
Of my flesh and blood and I will love you as such.
Just let your old pops wet his beak a little with that Bussin' money.
That’s all I ask.
I reached out to Will for comment but he has yet to respond.
No need to reach back out on social media if you are not comfortable yet, Will.
This is something we can hash out at Festivus during the airing of grievances.
