Terrific news the glorious Apple Clothis back in stock.
Woah, no need to exit the articlethatfast.
Firstly, bless the kind and caring souls over at9to5Macfor bringing this to light.
At TNW were not about rehashing the past (unless we are).
No, were all about the future.
And can you guess the future of the Apple Polishing Cloth?
Damn right: the Apple Polishing Cloth 2.
Im here to tell you what the hell thatd actually look like.
To begin…
Therell be two types of Apple Cloth!
You heard that right, weve only just begun and have already whipped the rug out from under you.
It’s free, every week, in your inbox.
Lets start with the former.
And then Tim will smile and tell us thats not all.
The Apple Cloth 2 will come in an array of different colors, hell say.
At this point in the presentation,Mr.
Hell look from left to right, his expression serious, yet profound.
A filthy little weeping scab?
A nasty little toelicker?
Of course youre not.
Thats why you need the Apple Cloth Pro.
Yeah, Im sure the standard edition is fine for most people, but are you most people?
Or are you special?
Oh my lord, you get it.
Get it better than anyone.
And you need it.
Because youre you, not like them.Them.Not likethemat all.
And youll never believe whats coming with the Apple Cloth 3.
