I need you to stop.
Theres no need to make fun of Apples MagSafe battery pack.
Youre upsetting Tim Cook.
And, by proxy, me.
There is NOTHING FUNNY about the new product.
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The answers: no, yes, and… no comment.
Simply, we shouldnt make fun of MagSafe battery pack.
It might hurt Apples feelings.
Ive got to play it safe.
Just look at that photo above.
Honestly, theresnothingfunny about this product.
We also shouldnt ask this question: do you know whod love this battery pack?
And we shouldnt respond: thefacehuggersfromAliens.
Why?Because this isnt funny.
No, Apple products are beyond reproach and mocking.
A company that creates the iPod has a pass for life.
Also, dont forget the assassination thing.
Do I think the MagSafe battery pack is a little amusing?
But dont let Apple hear that.
I LOVE THE MAGSAFE BATTERY PACK I THINK IT LOOKS AMAZING AND ISNT FUNNY AT ALL.
Phew, think I got out of that one.
