It’s next man or woman up at Barstool and never a dull moment.
Filling their spot at Barstool hasn’t been easy, but TJ’s dad is doing a formidable job.
But more on that later.
Without sounding like a broken record, it was another drama-filled, chaotic week at Barstool.
Not so much internally, but we witnessed the long awaited return of the hit piece.
Growing up you think newspapers are where you turn to get the real news.
Print journalism was always the one place in media you were told you’re free to trust.
Bezos and the Post should be embarrassed, there is no way to defend it.
Alright so all that being said, let’s get into the Power Rankings, shall we?
Keegs also understands and appreciates that some of us need our beauty sleep:
A respectful queen.
The buck stops with him.
TJ’s Dad is watching everything, listening to everything, and is putting his 2 cents into everything.
You think you’re going to do a show while another show is going on?
Seems like TJ takes it all in stride though.
I don’t even like when my parents ask how work is, nevermind being directly involved.
Gotta separate the two.
- Dante The Don
The DON.
Top blogger, top DJ, top prepared in case of a zombie apocalypse or a hurricane hits Chicago.
I love this clip so much.
Dante still hasn’t fully processed Hurricane Katrina.
It was a very funny episode of Barstool Radio with the Don.
We talked blog/behind the scenes things (good conversation!)
but it ended up being more about his relationship with Gaz and Dave and stories about his go-bag.
Guy just wants to go to Stats in Southie for Pete’s sake!
Freakin' Gaz, man.
Won’t even eat mozz sticks with someone he’s been to war with on the Blackout Tour.
Miami changes a man, I guess.
The question is though, is Dante crazy?
Keep being you, Dante, and don’t let Gaz keeping Gaz’ing you!
- Kirk Minihane
Give it up for Kirk, back to back weeks on the Power Rankings!
Hey Jeremy, defend yourself, you coward.
and be called “brave” for doing literally nothing.
It’s a pathetic existence.
I fucking hate this Jeremy guy and wish nothing but bad things happen to him in real life.
And finally, Kirk is having a PPV next week.
What a god damn company guy he is.
I think I’m a Kirk Guy now?
And number 1 goes toooooo….
Call him Chef Donny because he’s earned it.
I’m very excited to play, #DaveAndTheDawg gonna ride again.
He also took it upon himself to bump the prizepool to $100k.
But that aside, can you guys believe we went the last 2 odd years without THIS Dave?
I was basically dead with the way the company was trending as a full-blown gambling commercial.
and honestly the Washington Post should write about THAT.
It’s hard not to get weirdly emotional thinking about it- he mad his 9 figures.
He accomplished the American dream.
And then he came back.
He also took the high road after that NJ dude attempted a hit piece.
Very good of Dave to not say anything he actually wanted to say.
You gotta, GOTTA find a better reason to dislike Dave than “helping pizza places”.
Just bad reporting by them.
Dave is way too rich, but he fucking loves this stuff.
That’s what he truly lives for.
Needs Improvement:
- Barstool Notre Dame Account
Nooooooooo.
Well congrats to Barstool Irish, you did the impossible!
Absolutely hilarious string of tweets.
Won’t someone think of the Catholics!
Kevin Clancy put on a yarmulke after seeing those tweets.
Credit where credit is due, no religion has seen a bigger decrease in institutional child abuse.
Point, Barstool Irish.
Again, very happy my family is not tragically online.
- Nick
I’m speechless.
They turn them around in a matter of hours, Mikey Pavs is a wizard with this stuff.
Shoot them a follow or what have you.
Jersey Jerry of the Week: Jersey Jerry
Some people love art.
Some people love watching movies.
It’s just his thing.
That’s a level of journalism the WaPo could only aspire to achieve.
Speaking of Jersey Jerry….
Frankie Shit Himself
What’s with this company and people shitting themselves?
Did I miss the memo?
Is that one of the parameters for working at Barstool Sports?
White, autistic, poop yourself.
I already have two of those so I better brace myself, I could be next.
Finally Barstool Does Some Food Content Of The Week
Jordie behind the smoker?
I think that’s all I’ve got this week.
