I gotta say, this was a slow week at Barstool Sports.
I was sitting at my desk, hands folded, just waiting for something to happen.
No I kid, I kid…sorta!
I’ll say this seriously though- Barstool is NOT at its best when things are hunky dory around here.
It makes for easy sleeping at night, but it also makes for a slow week for Power Rankings.
As for the week that was, I guess the biggest story is Big Cat is a pervert now.
Glenny Balls must be shaking in his boots after seeing that clip.
He probably sent BC an angry text like “what the fuck dude?
Being weird about sex is MY thing, back off!”.
On one hand it’s clearly a joke.
Obviously it got taken WAY too far.
Rinse and repeat until we all die.
Trent is the best.
We don’t appreciate him enough.
Just an A+ job cat-calling out on the job site.
Method acting at its finest, Daniel Day Lewis couldn’t put on a performance like that.
- Jersey Jerry
Fuck it, Jersey Jerry gets the next slot.
And apparently he also has a god damn elephant hose between his legs.
Everything comin' up Jerry!
Besides the firewood debacle….
But hey, alls well that ends well.
Congrats on the wood Jerry.
Who knows what this guy is capable of.
- Nicky Smokes
Nicky Smokes is so god damn funny.
I don’t know what it is, I guess it’s his blunt honesty.
He doesn’t mince words, he just says what’s on his mind at any given moment.
It’s…endearing?
I don’t know the word for it, I just know it cracks me up.
He’s 100 MPH at any given moment, no matter what the situation.
DON’T CAREEEEEE, shit is mid!
“I need bitches, alcohol, and drugs”.
Healthy debate, has anyone ever turned their life around quite like Rico Bosco, healthy debate.
You just know Dave and Big Cat will make a run at break him during Survivor next week.
But for now…congrats to Healthy Debate!
Needs Improvement:
I don’t know, like everyone?
Why aren’t people mad at each other anymore?
How about Nick and KB get in the mud?
Can we bring back Tiko/Trysta for Phillies playoffs to fuck with Smitty?
Guy is an OG, incredible writer, and the first EIC.
I’ve said this a few times, I cannot believe he did this job by himself.
Me, Hubbs, and Clem all share the work and it’s constant.
I thought KFC would hate me after the rap battle thing, he’s forgiven me.
Me and Smitty are pals in real life.
The entire office is cool with Rico even though he made burners to harass us.
I used to be a douche and a dick and a cunt.
But now I get along with everyone.
I appreciate that a lot about the folks here.
That’s all I got for this week.
Probably won’t have a Power Rankings next week because Survivor, but I’ll attempt to do something.
