100x a day just to keep some semblance of job security.
I mean this guy was a complete piece of shit.
He launched a new show yesterday called Healthy Debate and even got Dave in Boston to call in.
Also shout out Wayne Jetski for producing the fuck out of the show.
Never even thought about it.
When I think cow I think of the animal on farms or your mom.
When I think bulls I think wild animal at rodeos.
So does that mean fans of the Chicago Bulls are basically just fans of cows?
Definitely put my mind in a bottle.
No wonder he pulls in the big bucks and the sales team can’t stop selling all his content!
Me, Elio, and Doogs, championship city, population us!
Top 5, needs improvement, or their own section.
At the end of the day it’s all arbitrary, but obviously I can’t ignore it.
And I was silent about it all week because I knew I would throw in it here.
And I don’t think anyone would care if they came back.
Or when I was beefing with Kevin?
Or countless other times I’ve been in the shit?
Plus nobody gives a fuck about the dinosaurs clip from months ago.
That’s the beauty of this place.
When Dave’s involved, everything is better, for better or for worse.
He is Barstool’s Joker- a man with nothing to lose.
Got must have a huge hog, but that’s besides the point.
But I do disagree that Klemmer is the last person on the bench going after “Derek Jeter”.
So Klemmer wasn’t necessarily right or wrong, and Dave wasn’t necessarily right or wrong either.
There will be a new shit storm with new main characters next week.
That’s the Barstool way.
Needs Improvement
- Feits
My culture is not your prom dress, bub!
What the fuck is this?!?
I battle with hair-loss every single day.
And people make fun of you for being bald!
Hopefully this whole “I’m bald lol” thing becomes medically permanent.
I’m talking cancer.
And not the fake kind Francis used to get himself hired here (the first time).
- Steven Cheah
Cheah has one job- do some gay nerd data.
That’s his entire job.
And he failed, miserably.
I do not blame Big Cat for pulling his title of VP of Football Operations from him.
- John Rich
What a fucking quitter this guy is.
Couldn’t even wait 6 months for Kirk to fire him before losing the job?
Other Awards:
Speaking of Cheah and John Rich, very funny tweet:
Nailed it.
Welcome Back KB
This guy is fucking YOKED.
Good god, man.
When he puts his mind to something he really, REALLY goes for it.
He’s one of the fellas I’ll miss seeing around the office.
We never really worked together but he always was a pleasant chat and a nice dap.
Blogger of the Week: Karim
This is sort of an overdue shout out to Karim.
I have no idea who it will be, but just something to keep an eye on.
How The Fuck Is Kate STILL Pregnant?
Kate has been pregnant for 22 out of the last 24 months, I’m nearly positive of it.
She’s perpetually pregnant.
I’ve never seen anything quite like it.
Well Kate, officially consider me woke.
Oof of the Year:
Oof.
That’s all I got for now.
