Is it…could it be…IT IS!
Well guess what??
We’re back, bitches!
So what exactlyarethe Power Rankings?
Well, you don’t have to be in MENSA to figure that out.
So I guess without further ado all we can do is jump in.
It’s been harder than I expected to jump back into these.
Working on a Friday?
Haven’t done that in years, amiright?
So starting off with Dana B on Most Dangerous Game was the best way to get into this thing.
I’m a big Dana B guy.
- Nicky Smokes/Ben Mintz
Name two luckier people right now, you’ve got the option to’t.
They both hit that sweet spot where you could still get hired to do nothingbut as a bit.
In Nicky Smokes' defense, I actually do think he’s showing ambition and putting in work.
Will Mintz give up the NOLA life and move to Chicago and join forces with Nicky Smokes?
Enhance
Sometimes you just gotta let your inferiors know where they stand.
Mook is without a doubt sleeping with one eye open.
He never knows when or where Payton will attack.
They lowkey highkey have the best current rivalry at Barstool.
And number 1 goes tooooooooooooooo
- The DAWG
Dave and the Dawg.
The Dawg and Dave.
There is no better 1-2 punch in sports media right now.
When Dave is in town, we make magic together.
Barstool Sports becomes an electric factory.
Numbies to the moon like you read about.
You know what, fuck it, let’s post the full roast.
Another banner week for the Big 2.
It’s nice to be doing bits with Davey P again.
Dave and the Dawg fills that hole with a cream pie the size of the moon.
If Dave wants off the Needs Improvement list, he will give it a go.
- The YAK
10x?
More like 0x this week!
Fair is fair, I can’t play favorites.
The fellas move to their Fantasy Factory in Chicago and stop putting out shows?
I don’t wanna hear it.
- Kelly Keegs
Speaking of missing people, where the fuck has president Kelly Keegs been?
There’s not anything else to say- Dom is a STAR.
Will he link up with JJP?
More as we hear it.
And as he explained it to me, it’s nothing but facts.
For Bob to make that connection between Star Wars and Lena, that’s just achef’s kissof blogging.
And also quite fun to watch.
Take 30 minutes from watching porn you pervert and watch their newest video, it’s good stuff.
Not an ad, just an honest recommendation.
Rone Is Awesome:
He’s really, really good.
I think that’s all I’ve got for this week.
Shout out to all our fallen homies, we miss you guys already.
