As for the week that was, it was an interesting one.
PizzaFest was last Saturday and even though it rained the entire time, the vibes were fantastic.
Obviously the rain sucked but it was a great day nonetheless.
Like, a slow week now would be the busiest week 3 months ago.
And BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Next week is #NateWeek at Barstool Sports.
I was officially hired October 1st, 2013, yes, 10 years ago!
So to celebrate, we will have #NateWeek which means absolutely nothing.
I have nothing planned for it, at all.
Maybe this is when Dave finally gives me equity, right?
A boy can dream.
And literally as I’m writing this paragraph apparently Dave bought a $42 million house???
How fucking rich is this guy?!
That news literally broke as I was writing about living next door to a meth head.
So I guess let’s just hop into Power Rankings.
The clip made enough waves that Jalen himself saw it and referenced it in his press conference.
It’s not insane to want to play the Eagles without Jalen Hurts.
You just can’t say it on a live stream!
We can’t sit here and act like that’s normal.
I can’t act like any of this is normal at all.
Let’s just go to number 3.
EDIT: Tommy just wrote a great blog about it.
Blog of the month.
- Francis
Oh, Francis, my poor boy.
Let’s talk about this real quick, because I find the psychology behind it fascinating.
You sign up for these reality shows knowing you’re playing a game/filming something for content.
You want to win obviously, but you know it’s a game.
Should be fun, and a mind fuck as well!
Good guy, crazy guy, love that he’s on our side.
- KB No Swag
KB is the most impressive person I know.
But I do think it’s important that people know just how brilliant KB is.
I’m always so impressed how he can just do whatever he puts his mind to.
He wanted to be a D1 wrestler, so he did.
He wanted to write the funniest blogs on the internet, so he did.
He wanted to bulk up and look like Aaron Donald, so he did.
If he was playing Frank he was going to choose the Mets.
Just to flex, dude.
Here’s a taste:
Plus, he can do story time before bed for your kids.
What can’t his guy do!
I’m glad we have Kyle and not NASA or St. Jude’s.
Child cancer is fine, but what would the world be without a podcast called ANUS?
And number 1 goes toooooo….
WE RYDE BABY!
WE RYDE!!!
- Rico Bosco
Bosco did it.
He really did it.
Turned his entire god damn life around.
None of that old Bosco stuff was a bit.
He was an unhinged maniac.
He was attempting murder left and right.
A nightmare of a person.
And he’s completely different now.
And is doing the most entertaining daily show we’ve seen in quite some time.
It’s the Bosco we love without the 50/50 chance the police need to be called.
Even Dave’s 21 Simps can’t stop the Bosco Train.
Not my call, I’m just a humble blogger, healthy debate.
NEVERTHELESS, the show is so entertaining, definitely check it out M-Th at 4pm.
Needs Improvement:
- Ben Mintz
The very next day….
Reminds me of his “I don’t eat sugar” tweet…
I think he’s fucking with us, but I also think he’s not.
I don’t know, man.
It’s just Mintz.
Just can’t do that.
And then throwing my name around?
Get outta town with that.
Thankfully I was cleared.
It’d be World War 3.
The Don did issue a very important thread apologizing for it, which is a nice gesture.
New rule- no texting Dave after a couple Vodka Crans.
- The Weather
Honestly, this weather is just fucking brutal and I wish it’d stop raining.
Video of the Week: Barstool Throws a Ball at Vibbs' Head
Look at that form!
Sketch of the Week:
Annuder banger.
It was a solid week front to back, a fun one to work here for.
But maybe we need to hire back Mean Girls to stir things up a bit?
I kid, I kid.
Let’s wrap it up like I wish your dad did.
Buy 10 of Kirk’s PPVs, live this Saturday from Saco.
Have a great weekend you cum swappers.
