It’s the most expensive home purchase in Massachusetts history.
But if we’re going to talk use of space, the edge may have to go to me.
Now that’s efficiency.

ButIhave this pot of water in my bedroom catching a leak from ceiling.
And it’s even got a neat yellow-ish color.
You don’t see pools like that too often!
I think the uniqueness might give me the edge yet again.
Can catch the sunsets.
Get a great breeze.

ButIget to stare at this brick wall above an alleyway!
Dave might have to deal with hearing the honks of the boats on the water.
I don’t face the street so I get total peace and quiet.
You don’t get to see this in many apartments!
Sometimes I get to trip on this piece of wood!
Advantage Tommy once more.
But until that time comes, the hilarious grandma sign and Survivor buffs get the edge by default.
Wednesday I got home around midnight after flying back from Chicago very tired and ready for bed.
But when I opened my bedroom door, I saw this!
The ceiling fell off and fell on my bed due to a leak from all the rain!
And now there’s a leak in my bathroom AND in my roommate’s room!
Coming through his fan somehow!
And they can’t fix any of it until all the rain stops!
And we’re in the middle of the worst week of rain in NYC history!
And so I’m going to have to sleep on my couch for a third straight night!
Probably even a fourth!
Such classic fucking times that I will never forget.
Throw another on the board for Ole Smokey!
I would say maybe this happened no more than a handful of times in the past few days.
The people below us have to deal with a wittle noise!!
They heard maybe a bed leg hit the floor like three times!
Oh these poor things!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope they can survive it!!!
Was it a wittle too woud on your wittle ears???
I get all the advantages over Dave I listed above AND I save about $42 million dollars?
Um okay that settles it.



