Welcome back to another episode of Blog Wheel.
This is the second Blog Wheel of the week.
So naturally I had to do a separate Frank wheel.
But this is regular Blog Wheel.
Here we have a much more classic Blog Wheel topic.The best and worst places to do drugs.
I keep telling myself I should distance myself from the whole drug guy thing.
It’s not necessarily the best look for a 31 year old man to be the drug guy.
But at the same time, you’re supposed to write about what you know right?
I do know drugs.
I spent half my life doing all sorts of different drugs.
So fuck it, here are the best & worst places to do drugs.
Phish fans seem to love it.
I’m sure it kills your brain, but it must be fun.
I’ve heard stories about those guys making tens of thousands of dollars in a night.
I should get in on that.
Worst: Around Your Family
Don’t do it guys.
They’re going to know.
They might not say anything, but they know.
It’s perfect for casual or hard drug use.
It’s competitive, yet simple enough for anybody to play.
There’s lot of fun bright colors.
It gets extremely intense.
you’re free to even turn it into a fun drinking game.
Just a great time all around
Worst: Driving a Real Car
Horrible idea.
Keep the driving to Mario Kart.
And that’s best case scenario.
You could end up in prison for life.
Best: While in Prison
I’ve never been to jail.
I got booked once, but they let me go right away.
But I feel like prison would be the perfect time to do drugs.
Everything already sucks for you.
You’re already at a low point in life.
You literally have nothing to lose.
It’s not like you have better things to do.
Might as well enjoy some drugs while you’re already as down bad as you’re going to get.
Ok that one was kind of depressing.
But if you’re in prison for life… then what the hell else are you doing.
Only bad things can happen there.
Best: Airplane
This is just practical.
Especially if you’re flying to another country.
You need something that is going to make the flight not be a living hell.
Ideally something that will knock you out and wake you up 12 hours later like nothing happened.
Worst: Hot Air Balloon
I originally had this in the ‘Best’ category.
You don’t even know exactly where you’ll end up.
Your life is in the hands of some sketchy hot air balloon operator who you’ve never met before.
Anesthesiologist such a crazy job to have.
I got a colonoscopy this year, and it’s crazy how well those drugs work.
They just had me drink this little cup of thick liquid as they rolled me into the operating room.
A minute later I was awake.
They we’re all up in my ass and I had no idea.
Then they told me I didn’t have cancer.
All things considered it was one of the best drug experiences of my life.
We weren’t wrong.
But don’t do that.
I’ve always wanted to do one of those.
Honestly, it was kind of a good experience.
Mike was a cool guy.
But that wasn’t smart.
Don’t do that.
