It had to be some kind of record.
Nothing about Day 2 quantity specifically.
Felt like a lot.
I ain’t gonna lie my brain is COOKED at this point from draft-related things.
And below you might find the Day 1 edition of this exercise.
Winner: Will Levis (DUH)…andmaybethe Titans?
So the Will Levis slide ended in abrupt fashion after only two picks.
Started to feel for him when the cameras cut mercilessly to him so often during Thursday’s first round.
Now it’s all over.
I wonder if Ryan Tannehill gets traded before the season.
Then Tennessee still has 2022 third-rounder Malik Willis in the QB room.
What a fucking group LOL.
Levis' hardo ass in Nashville with Mike Vrabel’s hardo ass.
Loser: The Broncos for making this trade
Oh well.
Go off!!!
Maybe you’ll berightfullycrowned Preseason Executive of the Year this time around.
If you come at me with, “no one cares about your big board, dummy!”
Ambiguous medical concerns caused Washington to tumble down draft boards.
Washington was one of my favorite prospects to dive into this year.
Untapped receiving potential due to being in the shadow of the 2024 draft’s TE1 Brock Bowers.
So much to like.
Unfortunately, Pat Freiermuth is the clear guy atop the Steelers' depth chart at Washington’s position.
Winner: The Lions for sheer entertainment value
I literally can’t track how many trades the Lions made.
Brad Holmes is a MADMAN.
They moved up multiple times and moved back multiple times.
Didn’t seem to bother the Lions at all.
They moved up for Iowa tight end Sam LaPorta at 34.
Anyway have fun trying to figure out how the fuck the Lions got the picks they got.
Sometimes you have to know when to throw in the towel.
Good news is, I think I’ve come around on this Detroit class so far.
They seemed like a Day 1 loser.
Now especially with D’Andre Swift trade rumors flying about, the Jahmyr Gibbs pick isn’t as nutso.
I don’t exactly agree with the above tweet but it’s an interesting point nonetheless.
He declined to do drills or weigh in at Ohio State’s pro day.
That may have something to do with his sinking stock as well.
Because for real, what a talent Dawand Jones is.
Winner: Packers gonna Packer (Part II, Vol.
2 Don’t Call It A Comeback)
Fuck it, man.
There are no rules.
We’re ending with three winners.
Trying to stay positive here.
Good for you, Jordan Love!
Why the weird-ass title at the top of this subsection?
That’s how we got to Christian Watson.
That turned out pretty well.
Green Bay also picked up Romeo Doubs on Day 3.
I suspect the rest of their draft will be less spicy picks.
Guess we’ll see!
Cam Smith is a fine addition to the secondary.
He should be pretty jazzed about getting the ex-South Carolina Gamecock.
Running back from Texas A&M.
Didn’t have enough with DJ Turner’s 4.26 speed.
Needed Achane’s 4.32 in the backfield too!
Miami stepped in and renderedthatan impossibility.
Mike McDaniel still the man, though.
Winner: The Rams…?
Doing draft stuff and things…!?
That’s more than a full draft class' worth.
LA GM Les Sneadtraded backon Friday night.
To quote Vince Lombardi, what the hell’s going on out here??
The selections the Ramsdidmake were surprisingly sensible.
A guard-center versatile o-lineman in TCU’s Steve Avila, and a couple intriguing additions to the front seven.
Will LA wheel and deal draft assets for an established vet?
Move up in the order for guys they really love?
Or will they make most of those eight picks?
