Whats the best shape in the world?
Hold on, dont answer I know exactly what youre going to say: a square.
Something cube-ish at least.
I knew it and youre in luck: welcome to Block Friday.
Look,normal Black Friday lists are good and all, but kind of boring.
They have some good deals, but wheres the theme?
What ties them all together?
Thats right, nowhere.
Block Friday is different.
Here, were going to round up the best deals on square, cube, and cuboid products.
Because youre worth it.
It’s free, every week, in your inbox.
Wow, look at that hunky block.
Its HPs best selling desktop and its easy to see why.
Strong performance and a reasonable price, especiallywhen its $270 down from its retail price of $800.
What more do you want from Block Friday than that?
And Ill tell you something else: only a block-shaped object couldve pulled this off.
Sorry, Block Friday.
You know you need/want it.
Price: ~$120
My god, is there anything that cuboids cant do?
This iRobot equipment proves how powerful the shape is.
Just imagine never having to mop again.
Price: ~$170
iRobot
P.S.
Are you in the market for a non-block robot that hoovers your floor, rather than mopping it?
No, they arent cuboids, but they are quite good.
Just look at that sweet patronus box.
Wouldnt it look magnificent in your abode?
Plus, when its 50 percent off its retail price, itd be a crime not to buy one.
Price: ~$20
ThinkGeek
Are you ever so busy that you miss a meal?
Well, maybe you should take a look at Plenny Drink.
Square nutrition has never been easier.
Price: ~varies
Jimmy Joy
Books might be the all-time classic block-shaped product.
Theyre just so iconic in the square community.
Its also currently got 33 percent off its retail price too.
Nice one, Block Friday.
Well, to be honest, thats most of them these days.
Ignoring that, why not the Samsung Galaxy Note9?
Price: varies
Best Buy
Yes.
This is what Block Friday is all about.
Check out the sweet squareness of that Dell laptop.
Combine this with a free Echo Dot and you have one hell of a Block Friday deal.
Bless the cuboid mattresses.
Then try out the wonderfully square-ish Leesa Mattress.
With this offer, a single mattress will start at 310 AND youll get free delivery.
What a time to be alive.
Price: ~$230
GoPro
Thats a beautiful cube above a gorgeous cuboid right there.
And this is also one hell of a deal.
The Sabre SB 35 from Harman/Kardon is down from a thousand dollars to about $300.
If youre looking for a home entertainment set-up, itll be hard to pass on this one.
Price: ~$300
Harmon/Kardon
You know Vimeo, right?
And what shape is that video player?
Youre right: a rectangle, which is a bang out of square.
Once again, we win.
The video player, thats Block Friday through-and-through.
Vimeo
We love the Pax 3 weed vape,its one of the best ways to get high.
On top of that, you might get $50 off its normal retail price.
Wondering about whether to invest in a vape?
Itll change your whole smoking life.
Also, isnt it just one of the cutest cuboids around?
Thats precisely the sort of thing we expect cubes and cuboids to be doing.
Price: ~$105 (30 percent off with the code NEXTWEB30)
LittleBits
So much quadrilateral power!
Im getting hot under the collar with all this perpendicular action.
Anyway, Square Off chessboards are magical devices.
Thank the lord for Block Friday.
Price: ~$295-$360 (with the code TNW20)
Square Off
We like some products.
We dont like others.
For the sake of transparency, you deserve to know whats up.
