I likeStar Wars, I really do.

Hell, the movies are so embedded in my life I cant even remember when I first saw them.

But, today, it got too much.

Bose’s Star Wars headphones are exactly what we deserve

Yep, you guessed it, Bose launched aStar Warsedition of its famous QuietComfort 35 wireless headphones II.

Now, Im not asking form a commercial stand-point.

If the public are buying these things, then why not sell them?

bose star wars quietcomfort

No, Im askingyou, the people, why on earth would you purchase a pair of these?

40% off TNW Conference!

Sure.But a $400 pair of top range headphones?

bose quietcomfort QC II

That cost over $120 more than the normal pair?

That youll probably wear everyday for the next three years?

Dude,come on.

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I think its because theres no real point to these things.

Novelty items like the above are cool, but why would you ever need franchise-branded versions of expensive products?

(Shout out to theStar WarsLe Creuset cookware).

BosesStar Warsheadphones have no reason to exist.

Really though, I shouldnt be surprised.

Since Disney bought theStar Warsfranchise, the amount of product tie-ins have gone through the roof.

I think whats really galling is how many places play along with this game.

You know, like the inevitable conclusion of BosesStar Warsheadphones saga.

And I just dont get it.

Hold on a second what am I talking about?

Its all about affiliate links and getting a slice of that sales revenue.

Woah, woah, stop.

You read everything above?

Well, if youd be so kind to forget about it?

Lets start again:

HEY GUYS!!!

YOULL NEVER BELIEVE IT!!!

BOSE HAS RELEASED A PAIR OFSTAR WARSHEADPHONES!!1!1!

OMFG THESE ARE SO ZANY AND EXCITING AND COOL!!!

DID YOU KNOW you’re able to BUY THEMFOR ONLY $400?!?!

YOUD BE STUPID NOT TOBUY THEM RIGHT NOW.BUY THEM!!

Buy them,kindly.

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