Theres a simple problem with driving an expensive car: youre not always in it.

But, friend, dry your leaking eyes moistening face.

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Buy these Mercedes headphones to show everyone how poor (and ugly) they are

Several of these, we can ignore.

If I have one criticism of these products, its that the logo isnt big enough.

Sure, people can see the Mercedes-Benz logo, but are they assaulted by it?

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Do they pass you and quiver, certain in the knowledge that you are their superior?

And this is a travesty.

Hopefully, this is a wake-up call to makers of hardware everywhere.

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The point of any electrical item isntdoinganything its all aboutbeing.

Everything we own should be a portable billboard, a placard covered in premium brands.

I mean, how else will people know how poor and ugly they are?

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