We’ll deal with you in a minute Klemmer.
Guy operates one of the most dark and twisted brains on the planet.Oh yeah he was good actor.
Died of suicide after murdering his neighbor on a crack fueled rage.
And you’re telling me that guy can’t handle a car horn?
Like I said we’ll deal with you in a minute Klemmer.
For now let’s kick the blog off with some good strong positive news.
Just Turner is doing okay.
I am not well.
Apparently March 8th was the deadline for me and the old lady to climb some fuckin mountain in Scottsdale.
I don’t do outdoors shit and I don’t care to pretend or try this late in life.
Nature, you smell great.
Outdoors, you feel awesome.
Personally just not my jam for reasons ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVQXYZ.
I have lost this battle with such terrific force that she might throw me off that fuckin mountain.
Car was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago and now I’m gettin an earful.
Like I wasn’t up until 4am last night scouting Cuba and making game notes for Team Italy?
Let’s talk some baseball….
The World Baseball Classic Started Yesterday
The Netherlands defeated Cuba.
Panama is currently mopping the floor with Chinese Tapei.
Meanwhile, several people are mad that a guy is blowing a horn.
New Barstool Baseball correspondent Vincent Pasquantino has an alternative take.
Nice being able to go the well on this one.
WBC Observsations
Minimal so far.
At one point or another, each one of those guys was considered the future shortstop in baseball.
Keep that in mind next time you’re blowing some 19 year old Venezuelan right fielder.
But just keep it in mind when you’re arguing about some kid in AA.
Games pick up tonight with some later action.
Rather, let’s reflect upon the next couple weeks ahead as we sit here on Wednesday morning.
You, comfortably doing something.
Me, climbing a fucking mountain in my only pair of tennis shoes.
World Baseball Classic really picks up this weekend.
College conference play is getting fired up.
The northern states are getting warmer by the day.
We don’t need to be drafting fantasy teams and handicapping noon games every morning here.
Two clips were going around yesterday that I found equally enamoring from two extremely sweet infielders of our lives.
But I want to take it out to the softball fields this year and feel a good load.
Elbow lead the hands lead the bat.
Never thought about it like that.
No offense to Ted.
TWO SEAM CITY
Does that look familiar?
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Let’s talk quick college and then end with a hot dog review.
Probably surprising to see Boston College that good, but it’s a unique program.
They’re good at getting guys into pro ball and are known for the occasional first rounder.
This year they have a stud outfielder Travis Honeymoon that’s a lock to go in the first round.
He DID NOT play last night.
The highlights from this game are insane.
Let’s go to college baseball expert Peter Flaherty.
I gotta bring it back to Vinnie for a second and more context.
We got Hot Dog reviews during the Cuba/Netherlands game from Team Italy and it’s honestly so good.
Scale of 1 to 3 with Vinnie is smart.
The leather hat is genius.
Overall just a really impressive performance from the youngster and they haven’t even started playing yet.
For more on his journey in the WBC, check out his vlog series here.
Algorithm’s been just a little chilly lately if you might throw a click.
Now if you excuse me.
It’s Mountain Time, literally and figuratively.
Horn’s honking from the parking lot.
More baseball coverage today and tonight and every day I live if I make it off this rock.
