Coach Klemmer:Brad Stevens
Both coaches have small town values and style comparable to white bread.
It’s even been said that Klemmer looks like Brad Stevens, but with a touch of the ‘tism.
They might not be the most exciting, but whatever goes on in those heads produces winning basketball.
Kenjac and Big Dom are guys you have on the sidelines for when shit pops off.
Also, both are most likely to wear a kangol hat to a team dinner.
Dana Beers:Zach Randolph
Big guys are having quite the run at the moment.
Both of those players have been linked to the playing style of Zach Randolph.
BUT, both players are able get buckets and crash the boards at will.
Marty Mush:Michael Jordan
Yes, that Michael Jordan.
How can anyone not see it?
I wish I could witness every reader’s reaction to seeing Marty’s name next to Michael Jordan.
If that’s the case, is Marty actually better than Michael Jordan?
Billy Football:Ben Wallace
Shooting the ball is not in Billy Football’s repertoire.
Billy is the X factor if this team wants to make a championship run.
In a few years Billy’s comp might be Fred Hoiberg because he will be an actual Mayor.
Wayne Jetski:Jason Williams
Jason Williams was known for his unreal passing ability.
All gas, no brakes.
BUT, I can’t pass up the opportunity to call JetskiWhite Chocolate,so Jason Williams it is.
Bullying down the lane, baby hooks, cleaning up the boards.
While Klemmer is not related to Jack Mac, Jack has all the qualities of a coach’s son.
Knows the game inside and out, always positive, plays his role.
With this guy on the roster, barstool will for sure win a title, maybe even two.
When she goes into the game, she makes the team better.
Rich isn’t afraid to block your shot, and then talk shit to your star player.
While he isn’t necessarily a stat sheet stuffer, Hubbs will embarrass you on the court.
This is a man you absolutely HATE having to deal with.
Which is a massive compliment to his playing style.
Two guys that personally don’t care in the slightest about scoring on offense.
It’s Defense, Defense, Defense.
If they are guarding you - welcome to hell, buddy.
Tommy Smokes:Tony Snell
This checks out for both their contribution on the court and autism diagnosis.
That’s all you need.
