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Information for potential buyers:
Measures 100 x 100 x 32 plenty of room for a futon!
(Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets.)
Drapes match the carpet.
Currently homeless, must meet at your place.
Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).
Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.
NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, itll cost you!
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Well miss you Conan.
Give him an offer!
