Kate posted this blog earlier today.
Everyone is talking about what a bitch this girl is.
Obviously that’s true.
Nobody in their right mind would deny the terribleness of this woman.
It’s borderline psychotic to not take advantage of that situation.
What in the hell are you doing not-rich Katherine?!
It would be one thing if @katherineasplundh.
Was some hot shot influencer who was actually profiting off her account.
Even if she was putting her account to use at all.
But look at this shit.
This is the Instagram handle that she simply can’t bare to part ways with.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
GET THE FUCKING MONEY YOU MORON!!!
I might even be on the billionaire’s side at this point.
Imagine reaching out to this account.
You have all the money in the world.
The username you want is being used by somebody who doesn’t even have a profile picture.
Then after politely asking her in the DM’s, she comes back at you with this shit.
It’s not even her main account?
She uses it for private stories?
SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GET BANNED?!?
Honestly I might lose my shit on this girl too.
It wouldn’t even be about the handle at that point.
It’s the principal of the thing.
It’s wildly financially irresponsible to not sell that account.
How fucking stupid can you be to not take the money?
How can this Instagram account possibly be that important to her?
I was halfway joking at first, but now I’m on rich-Katherine’s side.
Poor-Katherine is the crazier one.
She didn’t even bother to throw out a number.
Didn’t even feel like negotiation.
“Sorry I have some really important private stories to post.”
“Instagram says i’M nOt aLLoWeD tO seLL”
Holy shit what an idiot.
She’s afraid of getting in trouble?
Unless I’mmaybewrong about the handle in question?
But I can’t be, right?
According to the article in the NY Post, the Instagram handle @katherineasplundh was the handle in question.
But there was one catch, the desired handle@katherineasplundhwas already taken.
That’s the fucking handle!
It’s so insane that now I’ve convinced myself that I must be missing something.
But that’s it!
It says @katherineasplundh right there!
It just sits there doing absolutely nothing.
Now people have scooped up every possible iteration of a Katherine Asplundh handle they can possibly think of.
There are almost no Katherine Asplundh adjacent handles remaining.
All of Reddit is on the same page of “BY NO MEANS SELL YOUR ACCOUNT TO THIS WOMAN.
I will not stand strong.
Except now these idiots have diluted the market.
God damn it I’m getting worked up now.
An all-time bag fumble as the kids say.
Trying to deal with unreasonable people who just refuse to make the logical decision is so infuriating.
I’d have lost my shit too.
