STILL SALT OF THE EARTH!

THE TRUE CAPTAIN OF PHILLY!!!

What a ballsack drop of a bet.

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And a great look ahead it is, again.

And what’s nuts is it could’ve been more.

So, yeah, safe to say the man is reading the board well right now.

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And we should all be thankful he’s now pulling for the Phillies.

Go Pres Go, baby.

Um…so why is it a bad thing?

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Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 
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Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $150 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. 
Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. 
Ends 04/14/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/bball.

Because I might get shit on if the Phillies lose?

Can you imagine a Yankees/Phillies WS with the New York Goombas in the office vs. Dave?

Red October is going to be one for the ages.