There are owners in sports who have never once seen their team play for a championship.
Could you imagine how miserable that must be?
Every owner in sports goes to bed dreaming about one day owning a team like the Waterdogs.
This franchise has only been in existence for 4 years at this point.
They’re just one more win away from getting a chance to defend their crown and win back-to-back titles.
You want to talk about great expansion teams throughout sports history?
The conversation starts and ends with the Dawgs.
Turns out the most effective way to be neglectful and as hands off as possible.
And people wonder how Jerry Jones could continue to trigger the Cowboys further into the ground every year.
You want to stay as far removed from the team as possible.
Make the team yearn for your love and attention.
7 points on 5 goals and 2 assists out of Sowers.
8 points on 6 goals and 2 assists out of McArdle.
They had more points between the two of them yesterday than the entire Whipsnakes team had combined.
15 total points for Sowers and McArdle, just 14 points total out of the Whipsnakes.
There were only 2 goals the whole game that weren’t either scored or assisted by either of them.
But what happens when your top 2 guys don’t even score a single goal?
I’d love to know how much time the ball actually spent in Wes Berg’s stick yesterday.
PLL games are 48 minutes long.
The ball is probably only in his stick for 1.5 seconds each touch.
So let’s go ahead say Wes Berg had the ball in his stick for 27 seconds yesterday.
Those might have been the most lethal 27 seconds in lacrosse history.
This man completely dismantled the Chaos' entire season in under 30 seconds.
Take those 27 seconds away and the Chaos win this game 9-8.
Redwoods win 15-9 and they’ll be playing the 1-seed Archers next week in the semifinals.
I mean the Atlas didn’t even deserve to be a playoff team this year.
They only won 2 games all summer.
But they sure as shit looked like it yesterday while Asher Nolting was putting them in hell all afternoon.
The whole game yesterday just felt like one big bully fest.
This around-the-world wasn’t necessarily gratuitous or anything.
Even when they’re playing pretty good defense, they get dunked on like this.
Rough scene to say the least.
So now we have the top 4 seeds in the league all advancing to the semifinals.
And then we’ll have the 2-seed Cannons taking on the 3-seed Waterdogs at 5:30.
Bring the iPad with you to the bar or something.
