So if there were ever time to heed my advice, now is that time.
I recently moved to a new city across the country from where I grew up on an absolute whim.
I brushed it off as a drunk act and just went on about my life for the next week.
The next weekend came around and we went out to drink again as if nothing happened.
I may have touched lips with her roommate, this time on my own accord.
Do I have a kissing addiction?
I can’t help but notice you forgot to describe either woman’s face and breasts in great detail.
Either way, you’ve got yourself in a love triangle of kissing.
I’m not telling you not to do that.
If you have that in your bag then by all means.
Perhaps send a bouquet of flowers to their home.
Don’t address them to either girl.
Make them wonder who the flowers are for.
One of them will probably just claim the flowers.
They may not even talk amongst themselves about them.
Take this as far as you might until it blows up in your face.
You’ve already kissed them both.
You’re in too deep now.
Might as well do something self-destructive with the situation.
Also, don’t tell your sister.
Not yet at least.
She’s either not going to approve or she’ll try and help.
Then you’re basically doing incest.
That’s how that works.
Dear John,
Im 42 finally back into dating scene.
A friends gf hooked me up with her 23 yr old sister.
Very nice body decent face.
Convo is me explaining mma/boxing fights, fb/bball game, science and history.
Now she is trying to get involved by bringing up articles she reads about random stuff.
Should I feel good shes trying?
Should I ignore the overall ignorance young people show?
Or should I just get out cause Im an old ass?
I cant see it going long but yes bad boyfriends and daddy issues are probably involved.
I just dont ask personal stuff.
(8months going)
Thank you for specifying “nice body decent face.”
Now I know exactly what we’re dealing with here.
Honestly, it’s kind of sweet that she’s trying.
or “I just read about this Hitler fellow, sounds like he was a real rascal.”
You gotta give her credit for trying.
It all just depends on how much you’re mentally able to put up with.
Whatever you do, you could’t murder her.
That’s of the utmost importance.
I am 65 years old.
I was in good shape until recently when I developed a heart condition.
I think dying during sex would be an awesome way to go out.
But my wife refuses.
I told her if it was good enough for Rockefeller, it should be good enough for me.
( ask Large for reference ) how can I convince her to resume having sex?
Actually, no that’s a little bit extreme.
Take up drinking a fifth of vodka a day.
“Well if I can’t have sex then I have to spend my time doing something”.
She can physically stop you from fucking her.
She can’t physically stop you from drinking yourself into a coma every day.
Or do a combination of both.
Make having sex the lesser of two evils.
When my girlfriend and I first started dating, she asked how many girls I had slept with.
Finally I was sick of her asking and I told her, 12.
However, the amount was more around 55-60 (humble king).
We men are stupid people.
If this happens, does she have the right to be mad?
How do I weasel out of it if she was to find out?
Thanks for your help ahead of time.
Just ride out the lie.
That’s not going to happen.
Make her seem like the a horrible person for not recognizing your born again virginity.
Quite frankly it’s none of her business.
Im 28, single, and just started living alone in a 1 bedroom apartment.
How do I go about meeting hot singles in my area?
Both seem equally viable and rewarding at this point.
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, the ads in the margins of PornHub.com.
But you gotta pay for the premium.
I know how lame that sounds, but the fucking dating apps know what they’re doing.
Some I even had sex on.
The Porn Hub “hot singles in your area” ads are a little different.
I can’t say I’ve ever utilized one, but I’m sure they work.
Also on the dating apps, don’t waste time with conversation.
Don’t spend more than a few texts getting to know her over the phone.
It took me and embarrassingly long to realize you just gotta set the date ASAP.
