Welcome to another episode of Dear John.
I’ve been getting a few real good questions sent in lately.
But in all honesty, most of them have been bad.
There’s far more bad questions than good.
A lot of people are asking if I’m gay.
Let me just clear that up right now…
Yes I am gay, and my dick is small.
Moving forward, let’s keep it professional and stick to serious inquiries only.
Dear John,
Love the blogs.
Asking on behalf of a friend of mine.
He is dating my girlfriends sister.
Every year we go on a trip with our girlfriends family.
Anyway, my friend is getting ready to propose to his gf.
He would like to ask the parents permission on this trip.
He is stressing about how to do it.
So my question is: do you think its a big deal to ask separately?
Or do they have to be together?
If you think separate is fine, he should definitely ask the mom first, correct?
Thanks man, let me know!
First off, it’s kinda dope that you and your friends are dating sisters.
That way you get your friend with you at all the terrible family events you’d rather not attend.
That’s a pretty good deal.
Side Note: About your golf sentences.
I played golf as a kid.
Not to brag, but I actually got pretty good.
Nothing crazy, but I had the ability to break 80 every now and then.
“Oh well we need a 4th, I’m sure John will play.
It’ll basically just be John vs two decent golfers.
So as long as John doesn’t play lights out, we’ll take his money easily.”
My point is, don’t feel bad about not golfing.
But don’t worry about that.
Do you know what’s way more manly than golfing?
Staying back at the AirBnb and convincing your friend’s girlfriend (i.e.
your girlfriends sister) to have a hot threesome.
Who’s the alpha male now?
I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
That wasn’t your question at all.
That’s just a bonus suggestion.
First off, I think keeping with Christian marriage tradition, asking the dad is most important.
Because the daughter is Dad’s property.
She originated in his balls and everything..
It’s not a prima nocte situation or anything like that.
I’m not saying he has to let the dad fuck her or anything.
But I kinda feel like a traditional family would respect the fact that you asked the dad first.
On the other hand… it is 2024… asking only the Dad could get your friend cancelled.
I doubt that will happen thought.
But assuming the mom isn’t one to publicly cancel you, I think I have a solution.
But I’d like to ask it to you and your wife at the same time.
Is there a time us three could be alone for a few minutes.
The dad will know exactly what you’re talking about.
He’ll appreciate that he came to him first.
The mom will appreciate that he didn’t “officially” ask the question until she was there.
That seems like an easy solution.
IF the parents say no… then you have to tell them to fuck off.
That’s when you just marry her even harder.
That’s how you keep a spark going in a relationship.
If her parents don’t approve, that’s going to make for a super hot marriage.
They’re going to have great sex for the rest of their lives.
I guess that’s a fair question.
I hate myself too.
Literally all you have to do is take your post-college job seriously.
Make your job your life for the next 5-10 years.
Get yourself promoted, advance within your company, etc..
Build up a nice savings account.
ensure you don’t spend all of your extra money on drugs.
Once you’re in that second job, that’s when you meet the girl of your dreams.
Buy yourself a home.
Impregnate your wife with your seed.
Live a happy life.
Honestly it’s not that fucking hard.
You just have to have alittlediscipline.
That’s been the playbook for years.
Then you have to beg TJ to play it on air and shit…
I mean… it worked great for me.
But you should easily be able to avoid that if you put your mind to it.
I believe in you brother.
I promise you won’t end up like me.
