I guess we’re doing this for a little bit?
That couldn’t be further from the truth.
I’m not sure anyone wants to be Philly.
Bank was rocking, a simple statement.
That couldn’t be further from the truth.
No one wants to be Philadelphia, no one.
It got taken away.
Says something, doesn’t it?
Jordie wasn’t happy that I have called the Orioles “the birds” in the past.
Is it the Orioles #1 nickname?
No, that would be the “O’s”.
But is it so appalling to call a team named after a bird?
Because drunk Philly idiots scream “GOOOOOOOO BIRDS” that means no one else with a bird mascot can?
I never really called the O’s “the Birds” but you’re damn right I will now.
No one screamed or hollered then, why now?
People have literally called the Ravens and Orioles “BAD BIRDS” for a long time.
So that complaint isn’t too valid in my eyes, sorry Jordie.
What was that song that they have been playing for 2 years?
Insert “identity theft is not a joke” gif here.
And don’t say it’s from Kyle Schwarber, it should be and was a Red Sox thing.
So you have that.
Another thing Jordie harped on was the fact that Banks called the Ravens Stadium “The Bank”.
The Phillies ballpark is called “Citizens Bank Park”.
The Phillies opened their ballpark in 2004.
How does that work.
But let’s check the almighty Wiki.
So weird how that works.
Color me shocked, Philly being unoriginal and jacking more of other teams stuff.
Chickies & Petesis a Philly landmark, we all know about it.
They use “crab seasoning”.
Philly isn’t know for crabs.
Or seafood for that much.
They’re known for Cheesesteaks and everyone knows the best place to get Philly Cheesesteaks are in Jersey.
What city on the east coast is known for having great crabs, seafood, and crab seasoning?
Oh, wait a fucking minute.
So one of them actually has crab on it.
I really don’t.
Baltimore has 2 teams with bird mascots, Philly has 1. Who gives a shit?
It’s crazy that Philadelphia not only invented birds, but banks as well.
It’s probably because no one gives a shit about stuff like this.
So idk what to tell you Jordie, no one wants to be Philly.
We’re fine down here with the Birds and the Bank and the real crab fries.
Keep your bad cheesesteaks and reused nicknames up there.
“But I’m sick of it.
Does 1983 not mean anything to him?
