Dear insert website name,
just stop asking me to your mobile app.
I dont want want to use it.
I dont care if you think your app is the bees knees.

If I wanted to use your app, Id go to the app store and download said app.
But I didnt do that.
Instead, Im writing this article to state the obvious.
I prefer to access your service within the comfort of a internet tool, thank-you-very-much.
You have to let people know your app exists, sure.
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You paid developers a lot of money to create an app for the smoothest native software experience.
It probably lets you implement fancier features that are hard to incorporate on a website.
But I still dont want to use it.
Guess which experience I care about more.
Besides, sometimes using a web app is just better.
Worse, native apps are often plagued with frustrating limitations compared to their web equivalents.
I repeat: if I wanted to use your app, Id already have downloaded it.
Even when Idodownload an app, I still dont want to use it all the time.
Annoying your users into submission isnt good design.
So, pretty kindly, stop pestering me.
Sincerely,
Everyone, presumably.