The week before the week before the Super Bowl is a tricky time for NFL writers.
But all that’s low-hanging fruit.
I wanted to find an angle that’s a bit more out of left field.
Like… WAY out in left field.
Actually, more so in the woods behind left field.
I think Andy Reid might be Big Foot.
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Billy Football:
Here it goes.
It’s pretty much like a VAERS for Bigfoot sightings and you could file a claim online yourself.
That’s how you know it’s legit.
Being Big Foot is a lonely job so it’s good to see he’s minding his mentals.
This is a scientific process called Schrodinger’s Stat.
If you don’t look for a reason you might be wrong, then you’re never wrong.
Anyway, I feel like it makes sense that an NFL football coach might moonlight as Big Foot.
This is when training camp and the majority of the season is played.
No other season even has 700 sightings.
Coaches say they work insane hours during the season and are in their offices late into the night.
But are they really?
But why Andy Reid?
Out of 69 matching coaches (nice!)
the coach with the most games per sighting (GPS) was… Mike Holmgren.
Yes, Mike Holmgren, with eight total GPS’s.
But Andy Reid was very close behind with six.
The point is they are basically the same person.
it’s possible for you to’t.
These two don’t just look alike either.
But that might not have been the only job Holmgren gave Reid.
Below are two chronological tables with matching dates and states of sightings for games coached by Holmgren and Reid.
The passing of the torch is highlighted in green.
Perhaps an hour later a brief scream/yell was heard just to my north.
It sounded strangely feminine for some reason(2).
(1)Camping alone and watching a DVD late at night?
you’ve got the option to just say you were watching porn.
(2)Wait, did we just forget to turn off the DVD player?
That was fun, let’s try one more.
Beautiful day, just past junction NN driving about 40 miles an hour.
As I looked to my left there stood a huge Bigfoot.
Reddish brown long hair(1), about 3 1/2 wide across his chest(2).
His arms hanging to his side, his hands were long enough to go past his hips.
Stunning creature(3).
We locked eyes and looked at each other till I was past him.
He wasnt startled, he just stood there as if he knew me(4).
I smelled a musty odor in the air(5).
He definitely was an Alpha Male.
If I would of stopped, I feel like I could have shook hands with him.
But I keep my phone on camera from now on.
Its day time sightings.
Gladys Andresen"
(1)Red hair?
Check
(2)Double-check
(3)That’s our guy Andy!
(4)Wait, are you from outside of San Antonio?
(5)Any hint of cheeseburger?
But make of all this what you want.
I certainly understand anyone who’s skeptical.
This blog doesn’t even have a black background after all.
The only question now is who the original Big Foot was.
Or at least who carried the duties prior to 2000.
I’m going with Dennis Green.
He’s definitively not who we thought he was.
