It’s finally over, folks.
There is no more next week.
We can stop suffering now.
We don’t need to feel this pain until next September.
But my goodness did this team go out with a bang.
The perfect embarrassing ending to the most embarrassing of seasons.
Well said, Mr. Burge.
We knew the Browns were going to bad in most years.
We thought the Browns were going to be GOOD.
It all started back in March when we swindled Amari Cooper for pennies on the dollar.
And we locked in the Warden for the long term.
At this point in time, I thought the Browns were BACK.
What could possibly derail this season?!
Everything that could’ve went wrong did.
The suspension was bigger than expected, and then got doubled.
The Baker Mayfield drama hung around for far too long.
Kareem Hunt requested a trade.
Jaguars fans welcomed Deshaun’s first preseason game with a beautiful “You Sick Fuck!”
WE CUT JOSH ROSEN?!
We blew a game we had a 99.9% chance of winning according to gamecast.
We blew about 5 more games.
Our defensive coordinator said we had a top 5 talented defense when we were ranked 30th overall.
We had a phantom false start that cost us the Ravens game.
Kareem Hunt showed up in a Joker mask to discuss requesting a trade.
A skunk showed up in the stands.
Deshaun finally came back and looked substantially worse than his backup.
And we got eliminated from playoff contention before Christmas.
This is going to be a longgggggg off-season.
And it should be.
Why should anybody be safe?
Joe Woods BETTER NOT BE.
Sports talk radio is going to be a circus day in and day out.
And we completely earned it.
The fact of the matter is that Deshaun Watson came back and played 6 games after his suspension ended.
How many of them did he look worth the money in?
I would say 0.
And don’t forget we beat the Steelers the first time around without him.
2 interceptions and SEVEN SACKS.
Nick Chubb carries: 12.
And that’s why nobody should be safe.
There’s always next year.
And now it’s time for the Browns Super Bowl: the NFL Draft.
What pick do we have?
Oh wait we traded it to the Texans.
