Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
The first regular episode of 2024 (last weekend was the New Year’s Spectacular).
I’m not exactly sure where that’s gonna be.
Eventually I’m gonna have to start making my own.
I’m not even sure if that’s legal tbh.
I saw a TikTok the other day of a man listing the new ‘Ins & Out’ of 2024.
It had a ridiculous amount of views.
If you have that cart in the self checkout line you should be banned from Shop Rite.
If you could’t check yourself out in less than 2 minutes, get in the regular line.
They block an entire section of weights from anybody else who might need to grab them.
Just take the weights to an empty spot in the gym.
Also, taking two machines at the same time while the gym is packed is out too.
Especially at the start of the year.
There are a thousand people in the gym right now.
When it’s that packed you get one machine at a time.
It drives me crazy the way some people behave at the gym.
There’s one person at my gym in particular who I might come to blows with.
But word on streets is that blogging is the next big thing.
Reading is coming back in a big way this year.
Out: TikTok
Blogs in.
TikTok is too powerful.
There are too many people on it.
I should be making them myself, but I’m beyond terrible at them.
I get a shockingly low number of views for someone who works at Barstool.
My life would be a lot easier if TikTok didn’t exist.
It’s going to have to be something drastic if we want it to die.
The only person who can stay is that Madden streamer named Sketch.
In: Deleting Tweets
I’m a big proponent of deleting tweets.
I’ve never been above it.
“You pussy John, were you embarrassed by how few likes you got?”
Yes, that’s exactly it.
I don’t want to see that shit on my timeline either.
Not with my name attached.
Out: Veterinarians
They can’t keep getting away with it.
They have pet owners completely by the balls.
I know as soon as my dog gets sick again I’m going to cave instantly.
It’s such a racket.
It’s a fantastic daily internet show that’s poised to have a huge year.
Be sure to hop on this trend early and often.
Grabbing the attention of people like Brooks Koepka, J.J. Watt, and Tom Brady.
In: Walking Tacos
I just remembered walking tacos yesterday.
Then eat it straight out of the bag with a fork.
They’re convenient and delicious.
I need those to make a comeback.
I just bought all the ingredients.
Made beef and cheese nachos with Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos and ate it off a plate.
It’s not the same without the small bag.
You gotta have the small bags to eat it out of.
Sweet Chili isn’t the play either.
I tried to get cute with the flavor.
You gotta stick with Cool Ranch, Nacho Cheese, or Fritos.
Out: White Condiments
Get rid of all of them.
Ranch, sour cream, mayonnaise, tarter sauce, tzatziki, horseradish, artichoke dip.
Anything condiment or condiment adjacent.
I’m sure I’m missing some other ones.
I’ll throw coleslaw in there too.
Hollandaise is also trash.
Unless it’s white queso, I don’t want anything white anywhere near my food.
