Welcome to the Dumping Them Out: Christmas Spectacular.

Yesterday I broke my year long streak of posting a Dumping Them Out every Sunday.

Anyways, this Dumping The Out: Christmas Spectacular will be Christmas themed.

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At least the words will be.

So the GIFs will just be regular, non-festive hot women.

I’m going to go back through my extensive Hot Girl GIFs rolodex and pick the best GIFs.

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Apologies to any girls reading this who didn’t make the cut.

It’s only because I thought the other girls were hotter.

Speed Ranking all 7 Christmas Movie I’ve seen

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The Grinch- The Jim Carrey one.

The noses on the Who’s always bothered me.

They look like idiots.

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But it’s a great movie.

Elf- Everyone loves Elf.

Will Ferrell was the funniest person on the planet to me when I was a kid.

He’s fallen off recntly though.

He went on the Manningcast for Monday Night Football the other day and it was so awkward.

It’s like he doesn’t know how to have a normal conversation anymore.

He stays in character too much for my liking.

Everything is a bit 100% of the time.

The Nightmare Before Christmas- I can hardly remember anything about it but I think I liked it pretty well.

It made me laugh a few times.

Best Christmas Ever- It’s new on Netflix and I was forced to watch it.

It was pretty cheesy and not very good.

It’s A Wonderful Life- Watched it for the first time last year.

It’s so fucking weird.

Can’t believe this is at the top of some people’s lists.

A movie that old is always going to kind of suck.

It’s not their fault.

you’re free to’t ask a movie to hold up for nearly 100 years.

Christmas Story- I hate the Christmas Story.

It used to play every Christmas at my aunt’s house.

I’ve grown to despise it.

Pretty sure that’s all the Christmas movies I’ve seen.

I need to see Bad Santa.

I’m assuming Bad Santa will skyrocket to the top of my list as soon as I see it.

I thought it was a pretty harmless joke.

It’s not even like I was bothered by it.

I can miss a few football games here and there.

But I don’t think she took my comment that well.

Later on that night, we went to their neighbors house and they were watching football.

So now I’ve made it known that I’d like to watch football.

She’s made it clear that she is very much anti-sports.