Welcome back to another episode of your favorite Sunday programming, Dumping Them Out.
What an incredible Saturday for the Colorado Buffaloes, and in turn all of America.
I make fun of the whole thing but I’m also 150% invested in Colorado football this season.
I was unironically nervous as shit that entire game.
I wanted them to win so bad.
The whole 9 yards.
How dare you cheap shot my favorite and best player in the history of American football Travis Hunter.
How absolutely dare you sir.
No place for that in a game of football against a team that I want to win.
I couldn’t help but look up the guys social media.
The dude’s name is Henry Blackburn, and he has a Twitter account.
The replies on his pinned tweet are something else.
Very much calling him racist.
Very much Hitler memes for some reason.
If Colorado State would have won, it would be SO much worse.
I don’t really want to post that stuff here but they’re not hard to find.
I can only imagine what’s going on in his DM’s.
Another thing about Colorado State.
Them not going for 2 after the first OT is an all-time cowardly move.
Everything about Colorado State’s coach screams that he’s a guy who goes for 2 in that situation.
The 2nd half could not have gone worse for them.
How would they want to play to play more football?
Truly a pathetic coaching decision.
The Colorado hype is seriously out of control at this point.
I’m fully swept up in it myself.
People forget that Colorado is just not that good.
Not that I can think of.
Soon another team is going to just hire the coolest coach they can think of.
Someone who knows a bunch of celebrities.
Someone like San Diego State is going to give Randy Moss a fat check.
It doesn’t even matter if Moss can coach.
He’ll hire coordinators to do that shit.
Another school is 100% going to try and go the Deion Sanders route.
One more thing I’m going to call right now.
I’ll call it a “bold prediction”.
In other football news, Anthony Richardson is a career 2 for 2 in games suffering a concussion.
It’ll be the whole Minshew Mania thing all over again.
Colts fans are going to come to the game in long wigs, headbands, and fake mustaches.
Then that’s going to put Anthony Richardson in a shitty spot.
But if he would have been sucking, and Minshew took over and looked competent.
It would have been a whole situation in Indianapolis.
Minshew does have some swagger though.
He’s fun enough to watch at least.
One more thought I had today.
I think probably bad.
But that would be quite the invention.
