Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Today’s episode is coming at you from Bethany Beach, Delaware.
I’ve been staying at an AirBnB in Bethany Beach since last Sunday.
Here is a pro’s and con’s list.
Pro: Lobster Rolls
There might be no food I enjoy more than a properly done lobster roll.
Shoutout Lizzie’s on Fenwick Island.
Best lobster roll I’ve ever had.
I thought that was a bit pricy.
I have friends in Ohio.
I’m going there this summer.I can’t wait to eat the food."
What the fuck is that?
And coming from a man who just served me the best lobster roll I ever had in my life.
I thought that was bizarre.
So I pressed him on it and asked what the hell he could possibly mean my that.
His answer was,“chili spaghetti”.
I love Skyline Chili as much as the next guy.
It’s a massive W for Skyline and all.
And a W for Ohio.
So maybe this is actually a pro.
But that was a nuts thing for someone to say.
Also, you don’t go to Skyline for the spaghetti chili.
You go for the chili cheese coneys.
I can’t help but think this man is going to be massively disappointed.
Pro: There’s Only 1 Road
There’s literally only 1 road.
It’s very convenient.
Every single restaurant from Rehoboth to Ocean City is on the same long street.
I didn’t have to break out my GPS one time.
Or at any point just turn towards the ocean and you’re instantly at the beach.
A great place for directionally challenged individuals.
Con: Lobster Rolls
I just remembered something about lobster rolls that piss me off.
It’s fucking insane that anybody would do that to lobster in the first place.
But I guess some people like it that way.
Serve your soggy cold mayo sandwich.
Do you not have butter in your kitchen?
What is preventing you from offering a better second option.
Just sell me the fucking lobster plain and I’ll bring my own bread and butter.
I’ll still pay full price.
It’s called taking an aggressive line.
They’re all called “Nick’s Mini-Golf”.
Nick has a stranglehold on the mini-golf scene in the Delaware beach towns.
One of his dinosaur themed courses had a dinosaur with a butthole.
We walked the whole thing last night.
Just a sad place from top to bottom.
And the way they sell their souvenir clothing is outrageous.
I was a little cold last night, so I wanted to buy a cheap sweatshirt.
So I grabbed the sweatshirt and took it to the register.
They rang it up at $40.
I said, “What the hell, it says $20 right here.”
Who the fuck sells sweatshirts by the decal?
It’s every shop on the boardwalk too.
It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
I did not give them the satisfaction of selling me one.
The Bar was an sad bar with nobody in it, which was actually kind of ideal.
The drinks were cheap too.
So no complaints about the bar itself.
We did however strike up a conversation with the bartender.
He had a very unique take on the Scottie Scheffler arrest situation.
Nothing shady going on there."
Just an incorrect statement for so many reasons.
Nobody in our group even had it in them to correct him.
