Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
This is the earliest I’ve started a Dumping Them Out in quite some time.
Not a lot of people are as dedicated as I am to their craft.
I think I might actually have a legitimate shot of getting my contract renewed for no additional money.
I don’t pay much attention to the UFC.
But I was loosely paying attention last night (i.e.
following on Twitter).
That Sean Strickland guy.
But Strickland takes it so far beyond that.
I love the guy.
Are you sure you want to wear your nice white shirt for that?"
I like to pretend that’s what happened.
One more thing about UFC last night.
I didn’t watch the fight, but I’m hearing it wasn’t especially close.
That’s tough man.
Unfortunately, you let the country down Colby.
If Biden wins by a few votes, that’s on you.
Another person who’s job/existence I spend way too much time thinking about.
I think about Ben Mintz roughly once per hour.
I always think about Mintzy’s job in the context of “What does Mintzy bring to Barstool?”
But all that is whatever.
There are a lot of people who could fit that bill.
The number 1 thing Mintzy brings to the company is his ability to fuck up in catastrophic ways..
He’s paid to fuck things up.
Whenever he does, everybody gets pissed at him.
Dave screams at him.
Dave screams at everyone who let him go live.
People are apologizing all over the place.
Minzty is terrified to the point of running away from the office.
On the surface that seems bad.
Nobody else in the world can make that happen.
It would never work if we tried to fake it.
Only Mintzy has the uncanny ability to sabotage things by genuine accident in the most hilarious possible way.
He knows it’s gold.
That’s what he’s here for.
And I know I’m not saying anything new.
Every time he fucks up, he just gets more popular.
I’m sure he gains followers.
When Wake Up Mintzy comes back for Season 3, it’s going to have more viewers than ever.
I love that guy.
