Welcome back to the annual Easter episode of Dumping Them Out.
I take Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ’s birthday very seriously.
I wasn’t sure if a smut blog would be appropriate on a day like today.
As I understand it, Jesus would rather us honor him with rabbit, candy, and ham.
But it’s my duty to scour the internet for Boob GIFs every Sunday.
It would be disingenuous to list any other rabbit ahead of him.
Rabbit #2: Silly RabbitI haven’t had a delicious bowl of Trix cereal in years.
I suppose that is because Trix is for kids.
You might know him from memes.
Rabbit #5: Lola BunnyHottest of all the cartoon rabbits.
Jessica Rabbit doesn’t count, because she’s not actually a rabbit.
Speaking of rabbit holes, there is a lot of very disturbing Lola Bunny content on the internet.
I would not recommend looking it up.
Unless you’re into that sort of thing.
I saw this question on a Reddit post today.
The person who posted it said it was a question they were asked for job interview.
The question is, “You’ve been given an elephant.
you’ve got the option to’t give it away or sell it.
What do you do?”
Personally, I would make the elephant my entire life.
Obviously I would want to give the elephant to someone who is properly equipped to handle it.
But no, apparently I’m not allowed to do that.
Everyone will feel bad my elephant, and will feel bad for me for being put in this predicament.
I use all the money I raise to continuously improve the elephants habitat, diet, etc.
Eventually my elephant and I will track down the mystery person who has put us in this situation.
The pranks (i.e.
If somebody answers the elephant job interview question like that, they’re 100% getting the job.
Time for the classic Dumping Them Out segment: Fair or Foul?
Fair or foul: Gaston kicking this woman to the curb like a used cum rag?
I have to say, I think Gaston is being a bit of a prude here.
I could argue he baited this woman.
The woman simply grabbed his chest for a photo op.
I’m not sure that’s worthy of Gaston getting his panties in a twist.
Yes, obviously he would.
It’s called a double standard, and they will always exist.
Grabbing a woman’s boobs is worse than grabbing a man’s chest.
If she grabbed his dick or ass, then that’s a whole other story.
I don’t even think she grabbed Gaston’s real chest.
I’m pretty sure he’s wearing a fake puffy muscles suit.
I’m #TeamHornyWoman in this scenario.
Lighten up, Gaston.
Why is Tiger Woods still playing golf?
He has nothing left to prove.
He had the most dominant run of any golfer in the history of golf.
Barely making the cut at the Masters can’t possibly be worth this.
Apparently not for Tiger Woods.
Everything before and after the swing looks like a nightmare.
I like to imagine Tiger at the doctor’s office learning about some weird experimental surgery.
The doctor tells him something like, “Alright, Tiger.
You won’t be able to breath without the help of SOOOO many pills.
But again, you’ll be able to swing a (kind of).
Would you like us to perform the surgery?”
