Welcome back to a special Mother’s Day edition of Dumping Them Out.
Unfortunately, at the current time, Barstool Sports is without a MILF guy.
I’m personally underqualified for the position, but I do know a thing or 2 about GIFs.
Again, I would never proclaim myself to be the Barstool Sports MILF Guy.
I simply don’t have the knowledge for it.
I have too many questions about MILF’s.
I’m not even sure I can identify a MILF.
But I don’t think it’s that cut and dry.
Could this hypothetical person claim to have had sex with a MILF?
But describing the woman as a MILF, doesn’t seem like an accurate portrayal.
You know what.. that’s enough about MILF’s.
I could give MILF thoughts for hours, but I don’t want to spell it all out.
I’m also pretty sure my mom reads these, so I’ll just kill the MILF talk.
Happy Mother’s Day mom.
So Ja Morant waved a gun around on Instagram Live again.
How about the 2 consecutive months where he didn’t flash a weapon on the internet?
People act like flashing a gun on online is something you could just stop doing overnight.
It’s not that simple.
I grew up around addiction, and it’s not always the addicts fault.
Alcoholics rarely get 100% sober on their first try.
It’s takes work.
Heroin addicts, porn addicts, whoever.
It’s a long journey to recovery, and sometimes you’re going to slip up along the way.
I believe in Ja.
Not that he’ll never wave a pistol on camera again.
I’m sure it’ll happen a handful more times.
BONUS MOM FACT: I was curious what Google would say if I Googled “most famous mom”.
According to Google, the most famous mom in the world is Chrissy Teigen.
Well actually we have the same thing but it’s better and cheaper."
It cracks me up every time.
You don’t say?
There’s about 10 companies right now who are trying to do this to Lululemon.
It just doesn’t work.
America is dumb like that.
Anybody interested in a video of a white man who speaks in a Chinese accent?
If so, I’ve got you covered.
I wouldloveto have Chinese accent.
I don’t know how they flip accents like that without fucking up.
Wouldn’t you just accidently slip into a different accent?
Or gradually start blending them together?
Also there are so many fucking actors in the world.
You’d think if you wanted a British accent that you’d just pick a British actor.
Or if you wanted an American accent you’d just pick an American actor.
