This week I learned that in 1987, Bruce Willis released a musical album titledThe Return of Bruno.
One of the song’s,Respect Yourselfwas a Billboard Top 5 Hit.
I listened to the song (30 seconds of it), and was not impressed.
Additionally, Eddie Murphy, Joe Pesci, and Robert Downey Jr. had studio albums as well.
Sorry I forgot the introduction.
Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Either these are my best GIFs yet, or if it’s just early in the morning.
I don’t care.
I’m a huge fan of the new Major League Baseball rules.
Specifically the pitch clock.
I’ve been so bored with baseball for the longest time, so I welcome any and all chaos.
Especially if it pisses off old baseball purists.
The ending of the Red Sox/Braves game yesterday was incredible.
I guess the batter has to be set in the box with 8 seconds left on the clock.
The Braves were down 1 run in the 9th inning with bases loaded and 2 outs.
The only thing that sucks is that Joe West is retired, and is no longer working games.
Joe West would have loved this so much.
I miss that guy.
They beat the shit out of Purdue last night.
Purdue has that super tall 7'5" player, Zach Edey.
There’s nothing worse than cheering against a super tall guy.
You feel like your getting cheated.
All he does is be taller than everyone."
Which is an obvious take, but it still makes me angry every time.
But sorry Purdue, turns out your tall guy wasn’t tall enough.
Maybe if he was 8 feet tall then you could have beaten Indiana.
I’ve been wanting a pair of Off-White Nike shoes for years.
Particularly the Nike x Off-White Air Presto 1’s.
Only problem is that specific pair is over $2000 brand new.
I found a guy selling my size online for $250, but they look used.
I’m not sure if it would be too lame to buy a used pair.
Also, it’s kind of lame to buy fancy expensive shoes like that in general.
But I love buying dumb expensive things from time to time.
It makes me feel rich.
Maybe I’ll do a shoes review and expense them.
I wonder if I could get away with that.
Before I got hired at Barstool, I used to blog on JohnRichTV.com.
Maybe it was the blog about Coach K getting divorced.
Anyways, I got so many emails that I couldn’t help myself.
I had to start messing with them.
I actually kind of feel bad.
Here’s the most recent one he sent me.
I’m thinking about going back for round 2, but it almost seems like bullying at this point.
