Welcome back to yet another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I’d never met these dudes in my life, but they by all means seemed like great guy.
One of the dudes in particular, his face looked fucking EXACTLY like Eddie (Barstool Chicago Eddie).
But trust me, his face was EXACTLY like Eddie’s.
I should note, that he’s significantly skinnier.
He was skinny gay Eddie.
Every time I looked at him that’s all I could think about.
Eventually, the drunker we got, I started having an actual conversation with this guy.
I couldn’t help it.
I had to bring up the Eddie thing.
I have to show you this"
Evidently that was a huge mistake.
I showed him a picture of Eddie, and he was not pleased.
Honestly, it was a very drunk conversation.
He really lost the plot within the first 10 seconds of his lecture.
I’m not even sure what he point was.
So then I felt bad.
I was thinking, “Fuck should I not have done that?
Or somehow homophobic?”
I ended up apologizing to the guy because it seemed like the easiest thing to do at the time.
But then the more I thought about..
I kinda feel like he was the one being a dick.
Eddie’s not a bad looking guy.
Who are you to be insulted about that.
Eddie’s got a great face.
I promise you, he looked exactly what you’d think “skinny gay Eddie” would look like.
To be insulted by that comparison is kind of fucked up.
Am I in the wrong there?
I feel like might be.
I guess it’s not nice to compare people to other people.
You look like the guy.
People compare me to Richard Ramirez all the time and I take it on the chin.
It’s not like I pulled up a picture of Sloth from the Goonies.
So maybe skinny gay Eddie was just being a dick.
I have no idea.
That would have been the move.
He’d have no answer to that.
Here’s another thing I want to know if I’m in the wrong about.
Anytime you see your boss interacting with a United States President you gotta feel good about it.
Presidents don’t shake the hands of nobody’s.
But that particular picture cracked me up.
When you see this picture… who doesn’t belong?
It’s the fucking guy next to Dave.
I’ve never seen that dude in my life.
90% of people have never seen that dude in their life.
So naturally, I tweeted that he was a “finesse god” (cool young people language).
But as soon as I tweeted that, people jumped down my throat.
If you’re asking “who doesn’t belong in that picture” you’re picking Hunter Campbell.
Except now that I’ve typed that, I guess UFC is way bigger than Bussin With The Boys.
So I’m sure there’s a large segment of the population who knows Hunter over then.
But I don’t know about that other dude."
I bet most people thought the same thing.
