Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
So this episode is coming to you from a Jersey City bar.
I don’t normally like to drink on on Sunday evening.
So I have no choice but to work from a countertop that will serve me drinks.
I’ve been dealing with moving related bullshit all week.
We all know this.
Then you give them your new address and date of move and you’re home free.
But it’s never that easy.
This time when I finally got a human there was a whole language barrier.
What should have been 5 minutes turned into 30.
I don’t care how broke I am.
I will never stoop as low as to ask my friends for help moving.
If you never ask your friends for help moving, then you’ll never have to help them.
It’s a nightmare.
well bitch.. it’s not always that easy…
The last official address I had was 1005 King Ave in Columbus, Ohio.
Right next to the Buffalo Wild Wings.
I lived there until I managed to trick Barstool Sports into thinking I was a hire.
Once I did that, I moved to Jersey City.
After I moved, I tried to change my address online.
When I hit ‘submit’ on the address change, I got an oops message.
It said"you might’t change your address you fucking moron cunt piece of shit.
Your Columbus, OH address is a BUSINESS ADDRESS.
you should probably go to the DMV in person you dumb bitch.
“(paraphrased)
I had no clue what that meant.
So I called my old landlord.
He didn’t know what it meant either.
He said he had never run a business out of that address.
So I go to the Jersey City DMV.
I explain my situation.
She says “Oh, yes..
I’ve seen this a million times.
Did it say you had a ‘business address’,?
Happens all the time.
Just fill out this form and we’ll have it changed no problem.”
So I fill out the form.
I thought I was in the clear.
You know the ones you normally get when you change addresses.
I never got it.
The only mail I ever get is mail from places Ispecificallychanged my address with.
Like my bank, doctors office, etc.
That really shouldn’t matter.
I’ve been told it takes 6 years for the IRS to catch up to delinquent taxes.
Not that I haven’t paid my taxes every year since.
And I’ve used my updated address on all my tax forms ever since.
So the IRSshouldknow where to find me.
There will always be a part of me that wonders if the IRS has been trying to contact me…
But today I moved only a 10-15 minute walk away from my old place.
That might actually be worst case scenario when it comes to ordering Uber Eats to the wrong address.
