So today, I’m going to actually take the 20 minutes necessary to find some new ones.
If anybody has any suggestions for places to find GIFs I would greatly appreciate it.
Sometimes I throw in ethnicities, which always seems kinda racist.
But it’s not racist at all.
It’s the opposite of racist.
If anything it’s inclusive.
Anyways, if y’all know anymore words hey bang out them at me.
I saw the Taylor Swift movie on Friday night.
Gotta be honest guys, the woman knows how to put on a concert.
Partly because it seems like a bit of a pot calling the kettle black situation.
Barstool has their fair share of stupid headlines.
But I like to think we’re not quite as bad as those guys.
For example, I stumbled across this article the other day.
I wonder if I could start selling my blogs to random companies.
I think I’d enjoy that.
It would be a fun challenge.
People would hate it a lot.
I barged into the Kirk Minihane show this week.
To that I say, no shit.
Do you think I ever would have done that completely sober?
To just barge in uninvited to the Kirk Minihane Show.
That’s fucking insane.
I’m the most nervous person in all of Barstool.
Of course I had some liquid courage.
Although the word “drunk” seems kind of unfair.
I drank a few High Noons.
But drunk implies I was standing on top of my desk shot gunning bottles of Pink Whitney.
I much prefer the phrase, “responsibly lubricated”.
Which genuinely might be the worst combination of Barstool employees to fuck something up for.
I truly can’t think of scarier combination of people to fuck something up for.
But I will not say that.
I could have switched the mics at any point, but was being a pussy about it.
I take full responsibility.
Justin Fields just got hurt and the Bears subbed in a guy named Tyson Bagent.
I didn’t believe that was a real person.
So I Googled him and now I’m even more convinced he’s not a real person.
That’s not a real school either.
Tyson Bagent is unequivocally not a real guy.
Honestly watching the NFL every Sunday is almost sadistic with the amount of injuries that happen each game.
I would like someone (not me) to put together an all-time non-injury team.
Like the best team of players who went nearly their whole career without any significant injuries.
I’m sure there’s a bunch of them out there.
I feel like Jerry Rice is one of them.
We might never see Deshaun Watson play football again for some fucking reason.
It’s a bloodbath week in and week out.
Ok, time to find some new GIF’s.
I guess by this point you already know if I succeeded at new GIF’s or not.
The problem is I’ve done this so many I can’t possibly remember which ones I’ve used.
That just sounds so creepy when I punch in it out.
