Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I’m getting down to slim pickings.
I’m about 100 pages deep into ‘hot girl bikini gif’ on Google images.
I gotta start mixing it up.
Maybe ‘beautiful woman swimsuit gif’ will yield me some new results.
Nope, pretty sure I’ve used those exact ones many times before.
Very beautiful women though.
I’m gonna make a run at keep this short because I really hate talking about myself.
It started as a joke.
So I was like, fuck it.
This tweet might be kind of funny.
One thing leads to another.
Next thing I know I’m saying “Fuck Kmarko” on Twitter.
And all of the sudden I’m going to be on the show Friday.
So now I’m 100% in.
I’m a smart guy (kind of).
I work hard (I think).
I know I’ll be able to figure it out.
Not that anybody has been bad.
Everybody has been great.
So why the hell wouldn’t I want to work for him?
Plus, the Minifans have always been cool to me.
But honestly, that was fair.
I knew the rules.
So why the fuck would I not go for it?
It’s a no brainer.
Plus, I think an outsider can be good for a show sometimes.
Idk what that technical stuff actually is, but I’m gonna find out on way or another.
Watching Messi MLS highlights for Inter Miami has become one of my favorite things to do.
I remember when players like David Beckham, Thierry Henry, Wayne Rooney, and Ibrahimovic joined the MLS.
Last night’s goal in New York might have been the best one yet.
But at least he made up for it with that goal.
Speaking of Messi, this was cracking me up yesterday.
On Friday I wrote a blog about Messi’s bodyguard.
I’ve never seen anything like that.
So naturally I put that in the title of the blog.
Turns out I really really really really upset one guy in particular by doing that.
Dude would just not let it go.
He’s so passionate about it that I’m inclined to believe him.
Obviously I have no idea about this guys credentials.
I wrote a fucking blog for Barstool.
Can’t believe I didn’t think to do that.
Won’t happen again.
Thank you for your service Don Shipley.
I watched the BS High documentary on the Bishop Sycamore fake high school football team in Columbus.
Sometimes getting their shit pushed in twice in one weekend.
If you haven’t seen it, I’d say it’s a must watch.
The head coach Roy Johnson is a complete sociopath.
Watching him talk and venture to explain himself is fascinating.
Just listen to this psycho.
Now time to spend the rest of my week learning how to be a producer.
