Technically there are words as well, but the words are more of a formality.
I don’t do Power Rankings.
People overthink Power Rankings.
Speed Rankings are fired from the hip.
The less thought put into them the better.
That’s what makes them fast.
The Hills/Laguna BeachBest reality TV series of all time.
I’ve watched The Hills all the way through at least 5 times.
I’ll go to my grave saying that Heidi & Spencer is the greatest love story of all time.
There wasn’t a person in the world who wanted them to be together.
Not even their own families.
But they said fuck you guys, they got married, and they’re still together.
That’s kind of beautiful.
Buying Beverly HillsPossibly the most entertained I’ve been by a reality show from start to finish.
Maybe I was just high or something but I swear to god I loved it.
Watched it all in one sitting.
It’s like Selling Sunset but with more focus on the real estate company and it was actually believable.
Vanderpump RulesBravo knows exactly what they’re doing.
I thought the show was dead with Stassi, Jax & Brittney left.
Yes, he’s great for the show, but he is an asshole.
Big BrotherIf I wasn’t on a Survivor podcast, I would probably put Big Brother higher.
Big Brother just gives you way more content than Survivor.
Southern HospitalityIs more or less that same show as Southern Charm except it’s different people in Charleston.
Charleston is hot in the streets these days.
I actually liked this a lot, but there’s only 1 season so far.
Top ChefI’m in the middle of my first Top Chef season.
I feel like by the end of it this could be moved up higher.
I like watching all the cocky control freak chefs getting knocked down a peg.
Great British BakeoffBasically a tie with Top Chef.
It’s a little more straight forward, and everything is baking instead of cooking.
The hosts are tough to watch though.
Selling SunsetFirst season was great, then they just got away from the real estate business entirely.
I am however deeply in love with Chrishell Strause, so I’ll watch it for her alone.
Selling OC & Selling Tampa kinda sucked.
Too Hot To HandleThey really have the worst, most vapid contestants out of all the reality shows.
Then they hook up a bunch and lose everyone a bunch of money.
Love Island (UK)I can never really get into Love Island for whatever reason.
The UK one is 10x better than Love Island US.
Although Love Island US had Shannon St. Claire, who’s probably my favorite contestant of them all.
DEAD LAST: The BachelorI’ve gave The Bachelor my very best shot.
When I first started watching it about 5 years ago, I thought it was alright.
I at least kind of looked forward to it, and it kept my attention.
But the last couple seasons have been so so bad.
It’s a chore to watch.
The last 2 bachelors have been the least likeable, most boring people I’ve ever seen on television.
They really just need to cut the show in half.
There just isn’t enough interesting footage to fill however much time they’re given by ABC.
I’m probably forgetting a whole bunch.
I need to start watching Summer House and Winter House.
I’ve never committed to a season of Real Housewives.
I’m not sure if that’s a road a want to go down.
I might never make it out.
I’m also very interested in Below Deck.
I have a feeling that’s a good one.
