Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
If there’s every been a Dumping Them Out to not read it’s this one.
I took a break from the internet yesterday.
I was embarrassed to show my internet face.
I named my dog Dock after Dock Ellis for christ sakes.
Turns out I don’t even know what he looks like.
That was tough to swallow.
But I left the tweet up because I’m a man of honor.
So I made a list of every Division 1 FBS team and started putting them in tiers.
Then I realized that that takes a lot of work.
I regret starting it, but I will force myself to finish.
Here are my women’s soccer takes.
I feel like I can actually see things develop.
- Dennis Rodman’s daughter Trinity Rodman is the best player on the team.
I only saw her play for 20 minutes, but to me she was the best player out there.
- Every player on Sweden was the exact same person with the exact same skill level.
Except for their large dark haired goalie.
I think her background needs to be investigated.
I refuse to believe that this is a Nordic woman.
There just have to be better players available.
My electric bill was $250 this month.
I get that it’s been hot but that’s well over double the amount that it normally is.
But I just don’t get how that’s possible.
Does a 10 degree difference in temperature really equates to that much more energy?
I’m pretty certain I left the AC on 69 or 70 degrees like always.
I feel like I’m getting fucked.
Jesus Christ that might be the most boring paragraph I’ve written since I started working here.
I really have nothing to talk about when I’m writing about my utilities bill.
PSE&G is getting a lot of free negative pub from me.
I’ll give a shot to think of something more interesting for the next paragraph.
Let me drink a few beers quick then I’ll come up with something, but no promises.
Sometimes I attempt to do things that keep me caught up on sports and shit.
This account primarily retweets tweets from who NFL beat writers themselves.
These beat writers are a special breed of people.
It’s just tweets upon tweets of things like this.
I guess it’s pretty awesome to just watch football practice and live tweet every single thing that happens.
But what a grind that is.
I have the utmost respect for these warriors.
I wish I had as much passion for anything as these guys do for the NFL.
I thought I was excited to watch the Jets vs Browns pre-season game last week.
But not these guys.
These guys don’t even know Top Chef exists.
They only know football.
Ok one more thing.
I wouldn’t want to play that, but it’s something to consider.
